"Made it up. What've you got against this place, I don't see anything obviously wrong with it that isn't your fault." 

"There are fewer problems to see with all the suckers dead. You're welcome!"

Xingchen moves the tip of his sword to just under Xue Yang's chin. 

"Xingchennnn, don't tell me you think your city was so perfect? Surely even you aren't that blind..."

Without any warning he swirls his sword hilt, and a cloud of dust rises from the ground to fly at their eyes.

--Okay yoinking him without being able to see that this wouldn't involve yoinking his blade right into her--or Jiang Cheng, or Lan Zhan--would be a REAL bad idea she will not do that--

FWOOSH.

Another guy appears, without any dust in his eyes, and counters Xue Yang's next strike at Xingchen. Xue Yang is going to be held at sword point Again.

Aww, damnit. He laughs, a little sourly.

"Xingchen."

"Zichen." <3

Okay time to tie up Xue Yang. No more dust clouds and escapes. 

"Do you confess?"

"Of course," he singsongs. 

Song Lan jerks his head at the nearest building; the doors are wide open and splattered in blood. "Can we get him away from his victims. Let's question him somewhere else."

"Mm. Yeah." 

They can help the two men with that.

Xue Yang gets tied up ankles and wrists like a mermaid, which he finds hilarious, and then he gets to watch all the cultivators kiss each other's asses about how """decent""" they all are, which is even more hilarious. He giggles.

"And what are you laughing at, hm?"

"Oh, nothing. Just, if you all insist on sucking each other's dicks right in front of me, at least take my robes off first! I don't want to feel left out."

"What an idiot, can't even notice that almost half of us don't have dicks."

"You haven't made up a talisman for that as well? Aww, I'm disappointed. Well, Xiao Xingchen, you're so very charitable, won't you give her one?"

"Why would I want one? I like what I've got well enough. Having a dick is just inviting someone to think they can measure theirs against it." 

"Cultivators measure their dicks against anything that moves, doesn't matter if you have one! Besides, only being able to take cock, don't you find that boring? No variety... I think I'd fall asleep."

"Enough."

"Even though we have him captive now, he's a cunning scoundrel who's massacred countless small clans. If we give him the slightest chance, he'll definitely escape. Don't let him get in your head." 

"Oh, he isn't getting in my anything." 

He winks.

That's enough of THAT.

She holds up the Yin Iron (which is the ONLY THING that anyone here should be talking about!!!) and glares at Xue Yang. "Hand it over."