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Oct 01, 2020 3:55 PM
f!wangxian get up to shenanigans
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"Made it up. What've you got against this place, I don't see anything obviously wrong with it that isn't your fault." 

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"There are fewer problems to see with all the suckers dead. You're welcome!"

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Xingchen moves the tip of his sword to just under Xue Yang's chin. 

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"Xingchennnn, don't tell me you think your city was so perfect? Surely even you aren't that blind..."

Without any warning he swirls his sword hilt, and a cloud of dust rises from the ground to fly at their eyes.

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--Okay yoinking him without being able to see that this wouldn't involve yoinking his blade right into her--or Jiang Cheng, or Lan Zhan--would be a REAL bad idea she will not do that--

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FWOOSH.

Another guy appears, without any dust in his eyes, and counters Xue Yang's next strike at Xingchen. Xue Yang is going to be held at sword point Again.

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Aww, damnit. He laughs, a little sourly.

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"Xingchen."

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"Zichen." <3

Okay time to tie up Xue Yang. No more dust clouds and escapes. 

"Do you confess?"

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"Of course," he singsongs. 

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Song Lan jerks his head at the nearest building; the doors are wide open and splattered in blood. "Can we get him away from his victims. Let's question him somewhere else."

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"Mm. Yeah." 

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They can help the two men with that.

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Xue Yang gets tied up ankles and wrists like a mermaid, which he finds hilarious, and then he gets to watch all the cultivators kiss each other's asses about how """decent""" they all are, which is even more hilarious. He giggles.

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"And what are you laughing at, hm?"

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"Oh, nothing. Just, if you all insist on sucking each other's dicks right in front of me, at least take my robes off first! I don't want to feel left out."

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"What an idiot, can't even notice that almost half of us don't have dicks."

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"You haven't made up a talisman for that as well? Aww, I'm disappointed. Well, Xiao Xingchen, you're so very charitable, won't you give her one?"

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"Why would I want one? I like what I've got well enough. Having a dick is just inviting someone to think they can measure theirs against it." 

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"Cultivators measure their dicks against anything that moves, doesn't matter if you have one! Besides, only being able to take cock, don't you find that boring? No variety... I think I'd fall asleep."

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"Enough."

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"Even though we have him captive now, he's a cunning scoundrel who's massacred countless small clans. If we give him the slightest chance, he'll definitely escape. Don't let him get in your head." 

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"Oh, he isn't getting in my anything." 

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He winks.

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That's enough of THAT.

She holds up the Yin Iron (which is the ONLY THING that anyone here should be talking about!!!) and glares at Xue Yang. "Hand it over."

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