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haru and fangirl lucy
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“Ah, well, I only meant the war one.”

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"Mm-hm."

And eventually they should go rescue people, though Haru's of no particularly help with the oobleck either and just braves Seussian stairs and such to retrieve folks from precarious locations.

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And Lucy continues to let people out of various non-oobleck forms of confinement and otherwise productively rack up backlash to get rid of Haru’s with.

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Eventually all the victims are out, even the oobleck one who stinks of acetone and looks pretty miserable, and they're still waiting for a big batch of cages and somebody to come with equipment to dig up the Truffula trees, and they can go take another guiding break.

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She is SO ENTHUSIASTIC, guiding sex is AMAZING and they are gonna KILL A FAMOUS DUNGEON and EVACUATE A TON OF MONSTERS FIRST and there are TRUFFULA TREES.

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It's slightly frowned upon to have actual sex in a guiding tent, that's what silos are for. It's just so they don't get papped while making out and putting their hands under each other's shirts. Guiding sex is for when they go back to his place after he catches lots of Seuss-creatures.

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Oh right social norms are a thing. That Haru’s backlash interferes with keeping track of less than hers does. What about making out, is that acceptable, it also involves fluid transfer.

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Making out is very acceptable. Observe how he is making out with her.

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And then the cages appear. Haru ordered quite a lot of them. "I'm going to be monopolizing half a warehouse," he remarks. "Maybe a whole one. I'll have to open my own tiny theme park, stat..."

Time to go catch a ton of birds, and sneetches, and loraxes, and a whole ant-farm village of Whos, and turtles, and miscellaneous nameless bipeds with cravats and beady little noses, and as many one-off monsters as Haru can fit into the available containers. Truffula trees and other Seussish flora is dug up and toted out and ensconced in pots to complete the tableau. Lucy can ride the big monsters out and straight into their cages. It's a long day.

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It is a long and PRODUCTIVE day and Lucy gets to ride big monsters! Including at least one elephant!

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Solla Sollew elephants are much smaller than real ones, conveniently for the project of getting them out intact.

And once the critters are all loaded up on trucks and on their way to be warehoused until Haru's got a place to put them and the dungeon's killed, they can go back to his place. For guiding sex.

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Lucy twirls giddily as she steps inside.

“Are you going to Solla Sollew? Parsley sage rosemary and thyme,” she sings.

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"Oh no, you're cute, who told you that was allowed." Scoop.

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Eeheeheehee

“I did.” She kicks her feet up delightedly.

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"And I suppose you're the authority on such matters." Up the stairs.

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“Well, Solla Sollew doesn’t get a say, ‘cause we’re killing it.”

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"That's true! 'Cause you've got a very cool power."

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“I have a cool power and you have a cool power and we’re a great team and also going to have to open a zoo.”

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"Yes. But first we have some self-care and each-other-care to manage." Nibble.

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Neck nibble. Back of the neck, to be precise.

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"Ah that's one way to - ahhhh -"

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She wants to take such good care of him.

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She can do that! He appreciates this very much!

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Oh excellent.

Any fluids that happen had better end up in guiding-appropriate places but aside from that she’s not feeling any particular obligations to do things in particular ways. And Haru reacts so delightfully to having his neck kissed.

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