It can happen immediately if you take a lot of it all at once. Which might not be a danger of yours; it is of mine because I decide a lot of it passively without expenditure and then it kicks in automatically when e.g. a lot of monsters try to look at me.

Ah. Makes sense. Also, yikes.

Yep. You have a lot of civilian applications if dungeons wind up not being for you.

I’m sorry you have fewer

I'm fine with doing dungeons! But not everybody likes it, the powers don't pick people who are eager for those powers in particular or those powers' dungeoneering applications

Yeah. Truth to tell when I first realized I was feeling like I could do things to people my first thought was “HEALER!?!?!?” but I didn’t say anything because I was trying not to get my hopes up. And I can’t say I’m disappointed by what I got instead, but like.

Mood, my pre-awakening career ambition was epidemiology

Oh, that’s cool! Gotta stick another nail in the horseman Pestilence’s coffin, right?

100%. we are SO close on malaria

I KNOW, right??? And POLIO isn’t dead yet. POLIO!!!

SOON

Have you ever heard “Ballad of Smallpox Gone”?

I put it on once a year for Smallpox Eradication Day except when I forget.

I ALWAYS forget when smallpox eradication day is but I listen to it a couple times a year at least.

When they put malaria in the ground I'm going to throw a party

I would say “same” except maybe I will come to your party instead. Who knows

You're invited!

I will definitely be there!!! But if I manage to get rich by then I will probably, like, sponsor parties in other places

tbh I'm not sure how much demand for malaria eradication parties there will be

It’s me. I’m the one demanding it

Can you truly demand a party you are not attending? Or do you plan to do a world tour of malaria eradication parties

Hm! Hadn’t been planning to, but there’s a thought. No, I was mostly just thinking if I paid for music and food people would show up because they like parties, and then there’d be stuff about malaria eradication, and the people there would be, like, “huh, neat”

Perhaps it really is that simple

I would presumably have to advertise on social media or something but that seems doable.

Done at the silo, I can be at Ripley's in 20 traffic willing