After Basira leaves, a purple box appears in the corner of Jon Sims's vision. 

Jonathan Sims
"The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0%)
Stats

DOM: 0/130
SUB: 0/280
BOD: 8 (+) 
LST: 0 (+) 
SED: 3 (+) 
FUK: 2 (+) 
PRV: 11 (+) 
ERO: 10 (+) 
Points: 5 
Money: £55,000

Status Effects: Sex-Repulsed Asexual

Description: Jonathan Sims, the Archivist, has recently woken up from a coma which was supposed to take his life. Ensnared in twisted and mysterious plans which he does not fully comprehend, he struggles to maintain the shreds of his humanity. Upon his choices hang the fate of the universe itself. 

Skills:

Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or pregnancy or refractory periods. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all injuries with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.

Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.

Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.

To Mine Own Me Be True (Lvl MAX): Even at the center of the Erogame, you are not just an erogame character, but a sapient being possessed of his own free will. The Erogame will never explicitly lie to you, although it may omit pertinent facts, and it will use words in a way that reflects your personal understanding of their meanings. Georgie will always be safe from you, and little children everywhere.

Perks:

Avatar of the Erogame: You are an avatar of the Erogame. As such, the Beholding no longer has any hold on you, and you no longer possess the abilities associated with an avatar of the Beholding. Instead of statements, you feed on enthusiastically consensual sex. (The consent cannot be coerced or the product of nonconsensual mind control, but you do not need to inform people that you are feeding on them. Feeding on someone does not harm them in any way, although it does not take away other negative consequences of actions you may perform while feeding on someone.) 

Info // Status Effects// Sex-Repulsed Asexual

Unless and until you voluntarily choose to spend stat points to raise LST over 10, the Erogame will not raise your LST for you as a quest reward, when you have had unusually intense sexual urges, or for any other reason. 

Info // Character Stats // Level:

At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you'll never be this weak again. You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.

Info // Character Stats // Body:

With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 8 is somewhat below average. You appeal to those who like their absent-minded professors silver-haired and with a tired aura. 

You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.

Info // Character Stats // Lust:

At a LST of 0, you are completely uninterested in sex. Sex and masturbation are both repulsive to contemplate and you do not see at all what the fuss is about. 

You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.

Info // Character Stats // Seduction:

Your SED of 3 reflects that you have some theoretical knowledge of how to flirt and have, on multiple occasions, successfully had a girlfriend or boyfriend.  

You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.

Info // Character Stats // Fucking:

Your FUK of 2 mostly reflects that you are neither a rapist nor a virgin with only the vaguest idea of where babies come from.

How do you increase this stat? Take a guess.

Info // Character Stats // Perversion:

Your PRV of 11 shows that creativity can make up for many faults. 

You can increase this stat by being a little less close-minded, and acting accordingly.

Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:

At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.

If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.

Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:

If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points, and they'd refill from you sitting on your ass.

LOL. 

A second purple box pulses cheerfully and ominously next to him.

Y/N

Please Note: once made, the decision cannot be reversed. No negative consequences will occur for tapping "N" other than those already in motion without the Erogame's intervention.