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Jinx & Mark in Runeterra
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"That... seems insane? Why would they do that?"

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"Well, the crystal is built into the handle, so maybe it was a compromise in order to save on space... But that still doesn't justify it. It'd be a really shitty design if that was the reason." 

Jinx frowns. 

"Do you mind if I disassemble this? No promises I can get it back together again, it's a very strange piece, but I'm just dying to know what the hell is up with it." 

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"Sure, go ahead. I'm curious too."

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"Alright!" 

A few minutes of work with various screwdrivers, and the handle breaks in two, exposing a intricately-engraved crystal. 

Jinx blinks. "Holy shit, that's brilliant."

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She peers at it. "What'd they do?"

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"They've extended the rails onto the crystal itself, which means that at the very least this gun's got the accuracy and range of something a foot longer than it looks."

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"Oooh, clever."

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"Of course, the drawback is that you can't use regular, unengraved crystals... And if you put the has-to-be-symmetrical engraved crystal in upside-down, the gun'll generate a pulse of ball lightning in the grip that'll slag the rails and probably cost you a hand. Which is why you can't replace the ammo yourself as a grunt because you can't tell which way's up."

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"Ouch. Well."

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"It's perfectly safe so long as you get it reloaded by a pro, and the crystal's big enough that you can probably go a month between reloads. I might make that trade for an extra foot of gun, especially since I do know which way's up."

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"How do you tell which way's up?"

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"The rail design needs to match, and this symbol here -" she points "- needs to be at the start of the rails, which means the bottom of the grip. It's not actually that complex, but I wouldn't trust every single constable in the entire police force to be able to get it right ten times out of ten."

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"Lucky me, falling in with an expert."

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"Lucky us, more like. Anyway, let me just reassemble this and then we can start messing about with kits."

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Ruava bounces excitedly.

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Kits! Kits kits kits! It shouldn't take long for Ruava to have a few basic Zappers on the table.

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She is, as ever, a quick learner. And it's really fun.

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It is! Kits kits kits kits. Is the sun going down? Who cares, we have electric lights here, we were just getting into real customization - 

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Ooh, customization!!

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Whoa, these are some nice pieces for an amateur. Then again, she learned from the best...

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She diiiiiiiiiid. Celebratory kisses?

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The best kind of kisses.

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Eeee.

"...So what's this 'pizza' thing you were so excited about a while ago?"

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"Oh. Yes. Food! Food is important. We should remember food. Uh, top shelf of the fridge, let me get a pan going on the stove..."

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She retrieves the mysterious artifact from the top shelf of the fridge.

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