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WorstBlueInTheWorld in Miolee, or "I had an idea for my amentumblr character a few years late"
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Its Friday evening in the Voan embassy in Miolee, the office is dark and near empty. Save for a young blue staring tiredly at a computer screen.

He edits and rereads a draft email while glancing back and forth at a spreadsheet.

…and we should also see if we can consolidate the references to "Category C-F, fruits, perishable, non-refrigerated," so that it matches the language used in the Anitami trade agreement from last year. As I said, the Mioleeans are keen to preserve interoperability of standards. 

Other than those changes I think we are near a draft that I can share with them for informal agreement before political sign off. We’ll need legal-yellow clearance as well, but should be fine if we stick to boilerplate. Let me know if you have any issues, otherwise have a good 3-moon-festival and I’ll look at the updated draft next week.

Best wishes

Agricultural Trade Deputy-Ambassador Avo

 

It always felt weird to sign off with that title, the etymology was literally “2nd Blue", or colloquially "does the stuff that needs to be done by a Blue, but isn't worth the ambassador’s time." In a normal embassy it would be considered a prestigious role used to gain experience before higher office, and so subject to great competition and patronage politics. 

But oddly enough nobody with political ambitions wanted to be polluted by the association with Reds (however ex they might be). His Grandmother had probably leaned on the committee, excited to finally find a use for the family red-lover that kept him out of the way, but still doing something respectable.

He rubbed his eyes with the balls of his wrists. “Negative self-talk is rarely a productive approach to solving your problems” he mentally imagined an overly cheerful orange voice saying.

I’ll cross reference those tariff figures again, in case the team in Capitol-Province weren’t actually being stupid, then leave. 

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There was a polite cough behind him.

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Some childhood trained instinct in his brain spat out:

Name: Naran
Occupation: Office management yellow
Age: Mid-teens?
Status: Notionally ranked below Blue staff, in practice second to the ambassador.
Political affiliation: None known. Lifetime government employee.
Family: 2 grown children. 3 grandchildren.
Interests: Early Voan history, terrible dramas about early voan history.

"Oh Naran, sorry didn't notice you come in." Self deprecating smile. "Guess my brain is too full of tropical fruit."

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“Evening Avo, not to worry, I was just closing up.

Can’t the fruit standards wait? Thought you'd be doing something exciting for 3-moon-festival.”

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"Just need to send it now so the team in Capital-Province will see it morning their time. Then they have no excuse not to sort it by the time we log on. 

Oh nothing much. Decided not to go home in the end. What about you? You said your eldest-child's-second-child was starting 1-school this season?"

 

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He nodded and made interested noises at appropriate times at the response. People always wanted to talk about their grandkids. 

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“Anyway I must be off. Rala is on emergency desk duty overnight if you need anything.

Don't work too late now okay? Look after yourself."

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Rala:

Security grey
Decorated and promoted for bravery in the war, and therefore near unfirable despite zero aptitude for desk work and political instincts of a lemming. 
Well meaning. 
Probably sober at this hour.

"Will do. Shouldn't be much longer" 

 

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“Just stay off the social media over the weekend and you’ll be fine.” She teased. 

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He laughed politely and waved as she left. 

Its funny because we were all complicit in a civilizational atrocity.

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Its funny because we don't have reds anymore. So its not a problem now is it.

Our grandkids grandkids will laugh at how silly we were about it all to make such a fuss. To have riots when some young idiot thinking he was clever said something online.

Its funny that back then we didn't even bother to count if people died in the riots. Afterall they weren't people then were they. 

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