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After a few good swings, she bursts through. There's a shower of dust and rubble, but there's also a hole leading out of the Orphanage.

Angie stares. "You've quite an arm on you," she says.

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"Yeah, remember when I implied I was some kind of hybrid? I don't know if I was blatant enough about that, but, yeah." 

She'll give it another couple of swings if the hole isn't big enough for their fellow escapee to fit through. 

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After a few seconds of this, there's a lot of yelling and banging on the door down to the chamber. Clarabelle whimpers.

Their fellow escapee scurries up the wall and through the hole.

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Lucy picks up Clarabelle and jumps up out of the hole, then turns around to see if her not-heavily-pregnant sister needs any help. 

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She's trying to clamber up, but she's not exactly an athlete. Her hand slips on a patch of milk and she falls back to the floor.

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Lucy jumps back down and hoists the other sister up, then turns and leans back inside to see if there's anything else she needs to rescue and/or destroy before blowing this popsicle stand.

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The door bursts open, and who should rush in but Poor Edward.

He's got a pistol in his hand. He fires it -

and the bullet goes wide, and shatters the tank of moon-milk, which sprays everywhere. He's soaked in the stuff, and as he looks at the Light-Hearted Wastelander, his eyes widen.

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She sees none of this. As soon as the barricade burst, she started turning; by the time he sees her, her back is to him; a moment later, she's gone. 

"This way," she tells the other two women, indicating the most direct path to the Prickfinger Wastes.

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The Music-Hall Singer follows her. Clarabelle sits sidesaddle atop the giant beetle, which chitters happily as it scutters along.

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They reach the edge of the Wastes. 

Lucy starts taking her clothes off. 

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The sisters politely look away, as the Music-Hall Singer gets up on the back of the giant beetle to join her sister.

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And then Lucy turns into a giant diamond crab-thing.

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The sisters, at this point, are not particularly surprised.

"Should we get on your back instead of the moon-miser's?" asks the Music-Hall Singer. "So it can fly over the stalagmites."

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"That would probably be more convenient for all of us." 

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They clamber up among her vanes and spires.

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And she sets off, easily navigating among the razor-sharp stalagmites without letting either of her passengers get so much as a scratch. 

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An area has been cleared of razor stalagmites, and in this little clearing is a house. 

The door opens, and a woman peers out. 

"Lucy! You've brought guests?"

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The moon-miser buzzes after her and sets down in the clearing. It clicks appreciatively, its various eyes swiveling.

The sisters dismount from their savior's back. "Hello, ma'am," the Music-Hall Singer says with a curtsey.

Clarabelle curtseys as well, but remains silent.

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"...Ah, hm, hello. Can you understand English?"

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The moon-miser nods.

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"Well, welcome to my home." 

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"This is the Fading Music-Hall Singer and her sister, the Eccentric Opera Singer," Lucy says, lifting each one down in turn, "You guys, this is my mother, the Pale Adventuress. Mum, the moon-miser is probably the father of her child, an occurrence which neither of them consented to. I'm going to get a doctor to help with the, uh, unusual gestation."

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"And you figured this was the safest place for them? Fair enough. You two come in, get off your feet. Are you hungry?" she addresses this last to the moon-miser.

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It shakes its head and clicks some more.

"I think they fed it through those tubes," Angie hypothesizes.

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"Tubes. My, this sounds like a story." 

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