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"Oh? Who is this? Do I need to be jealous?"

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Nose kiss. "Not in the slightest. Unless you're jealous of yourself for some reason."

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"I think I can move past it."

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Heh.

"Good. It'd be quite a bother if I was having to see you behind your back. Very hard to arrange."

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"Fortunately my front and my back are united in this matter."

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"And they're both rather excellent, too, though I must admit a particular fondness for your face."

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"Come over here and prove it."

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She leans over and kisses her girlfriend.

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Kisses! Sparky kisses.

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Mmmm good.

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"...So about that shower."

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"Right this way."

To the bathroom! Which features a large jacuzzi tub beside a good sized walk in shower, all done up rather nice. It's almost like magic makes stealing large sums of money incredibly trivial or something.

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"No expense spared, I see."

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"You'd be shocked and appalled by how poorly banks are designed to guard against magic. Especially divination."

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Ellie starts filling the tub.

"What a troubling security flaw. It's almost as though they don't consider magic to be within the realm of possibility."

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She sits on the rim. "How short sighted of them."

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"Their loss is your gain. Call it wealth redistribution."

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"I'm pretty much a modern Robin Hood, if you think about it."

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"Would that make me your Maid Marian, seduced away from the convent of a programming degree into the world of outlawry and magic?"

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"I believe so! The loveliest maid in all the land."

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She laughs.

"Well then, Sir Robin. Kindly test the water's temperature so that I need not offend my fair skin." She turns to begin removing her clothes.

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She does, pronouncing it acceptably warm.

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Ellie finishes shucking her underwear and brushes past Ruby with a smirk to slide over the edge of the tub.

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Heeee.

"Should I join you, my fair maiden?"

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"Tis only proper you finish what you have begun, good sir. Fain I would insist, had you not offered."

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