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"Scrying should be able to help with your other classes, though. Math especially."

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"The less time I have to spend on school that I could be spending on magic, the better."

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She laughs. "Maybe you can make a minion to write essays for you."

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"I will have to try that. Essays are boring."

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"I like them, but I'm an established weirdo."

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"...I guess we can still be friends."

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She laughs. "Not an academic overachiever?"

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"Not when it comes to things I don't care about."

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"Bet you I manage valedictorian."

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"I'll be sure to clap for you."

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"I'll pepper my speech with many warning signs."

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"That's very thoughtful of you. Everyone can get their cut from the journalists after the fact."

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"I am the epitome of consideration for others."

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"They'll all have so much more time to curse your name after you release the sleep-eating virus."

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"Exactly! I'll polarize the world between my fanatics and my haters. It'll be great."

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"I'll be glad to sit that one out on the moon."

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She giggles. "You can leave robots behind to record the chaos."

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She mimes a mechanical voice. "Attention citizen. Please state your name and current attitude toward Doctor Burning Ruby Tiger Decima into the recorder. Failure to comply will be met with termination."

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Ruby's still laughing from that when the professor walks in.

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Nothing the professor need concern themself with.

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The professor, indeed, can be tricked into not noticing Ruby and Ellie talking.

(Ruby hides what she's writing, when the attendance sheet passes around.)

"Killer robots sound rather fun."

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"The trick is to not let them get too autonomous or too deadly."

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"Or have an exit strategy."

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"That fall under 'too deadly'. If you can beat them or get away, you're fine."

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"Perfectly reasonable!"

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