"There are no roses here, I don't know if I could smell how many roses if there were...but you've been a vampire longer, you have more practice in figuring out smells."

"Yeppers. So, what next?"

He zips over into another room. 

(Heart attack)

"Is there... metal inside him? Definitely some medicine stuff."

"Wow, you can even smell the pacemaker?"

"What's a pacemaker?"

"You know how when someone has a heart attack on TV they shock them to make the heart start again? The pacemaker does that but on the inside."

"Oh! Humans have neat ideas sometimes. Not like swim suits or that book of faces thing on the internet."

"You mean Facebook?"

"The thing where humans lie to each other about not-get-sick sticks and pizza."

"Lying is pretty dumb," he agrees, and zips into another room. 

(Stroke)

Sniff. "There is dead in her head."

He just stares at Zeke in awe. 

Zeke bows. "Thank you, thank you, I'm here all night. Wonder if Eliza will believe me now?"

"I guess. It's just weird."

"Wanna go find her? Moon a nurse? Defeat a snack machine?"

"How do you defeat something that isn't alive?"

"Smash it open and take its guts."

"Ooh."

Eliza comes barreling into the room. 

"I found some food, you guys! Hurry or I'll start without you!"

"Sure! Anyone see ya?"

"Naaaaaaaah. I'm fast now."

Zeke punches her arm fondly. "Found anyone fun?"

She pouts. "All the kids are in a whole different wing! I came back so we could drag some of the food over so nobody wakes up hungry if they turn too fast."

"You're fun!" 

Zeke follows Eliza's lead.