Cute cute cute. "Okay, so where first? Do you have a map or something, I do not know your geography even a litt - ah yes that is why I am communing with the ground over there isn't it. One second." She wiggles in midair and steps sideways out of reality, disappearing with a shimmer. 

The other Maya who has been quietly sitting over there for the duration of this conversation hops up, gathers her pile of shiny rocks into her pockets, and zooms back up to where the other one was standing. "Okay, now I know slightly more geography but the ground can't tell me about country borders and stuff?" 

".......I have never paid any attention whatsoever to human countries."

"Ah. In that case at some point I guess I will eat a book about it." Unconcerned shrug. 

"...Eat a book?"

"Yeah! In my world the way you can tell you've grown up from a hedge wizard into an adept is when you have managed to cram enough memorized nonsense into your head manually that you learn to just," finger snap, "yoink a whole book without actually reading all its individual words." 

"Huh."

"...Honestly I also don't know how books work."

This is the enormous gasp, not of someone who is offended, but of someone who is really excited to get to explain her favorite thing. 

"Books are the most useful thing humans have ever invented!! It is like, so, you know how if you want to learn a thing and don't know how you basically have to wait patiently while somebody else decides when they have time to tell you the thing, and even when you like the person it's sort of inconvenient and horrible? If they instead put all the words they would have said on paper, and bind up the paper into a nice sturdy organized pile, then if you have a copy of the book you can have all those words whenever you want." 

"Can't you just do the thing where you see someone in the between place, and they just give you the knowledge, though? That sounds easier."

Headtilt. "The... spirit plane, you mean, or something like it? In my world seances are only useful for extracting information from people who are dead." 

"Uh. No. The place you go to talk to other people in their heads?"

Long pause. "................. iiiiiis everyone in your world telepathic because in my world they are not." 

" - My kind of person is, and Naruto sometimes was, and that girl definitely was... I haven't met a lot of humans, though..."