In a city that was, relatively recently, stolen by giant bats, a young man wakes up in a holding cell. There's a guard standing watch, though a rather scrawny one.
She leads him out of the common area into a nearby office, then stops being quite so mirthless, returning to being merely stone-faced. "It turns out," she says conversationally, "that somebody was playing silly buggers when they filed your paperwork. Namely, nobody can tell what exactly you did to get sentenced to a stay in New Newgate. And nobody remembers who exactly arrested you, so we can't ask 'em. And you don't seem to have a name or an alias that we can find, so we can't find out by asking around. It being that we have no bloody idea who you are or what you did, we've made the executive decision to walk you. We don't want this getting around to the other prisoners, though, so we're pretending you were assigned to bilge duty and fell out into the Unterzee 'cause you didn't wear a safety harness. That all sound fair?"
...it belatedly occurs to him that he never told the Widow he was going to get arrested, and he should perhaps go see how she's doing and reassure her that he's back and in one piece.
"—oh!" He laughs. "I wasn't spending the night with someone, I got arrested. I did meet some lovely people, though! And then they let me go because they'd lost all my paperwork and had no idea who I was or why they'd arrested me."
Right, okay, what next? He should probably retrieve Edward at some point—oh, right, and he's got a note to deliver to the Provocateuse. Well, retrieving Edward seems simpler. He can start there.
Om... nom? Probably while sitting down or something, right, because it makes you dream?
...he feels... weird. Like, really weird. Much weirder than he expected.
He tries to smile back at her, but he isn't sure he succeeds. He can't seem to operate his face correctly. All the parts of his body are - wrong? Right? Different - and moving is a whole situation. He is just gonna. Sit quietly. Sitting quietly is not usually his thing but he has a slight concern that if he tries to get up he will break something.