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"what if gardening were syexy" Jamie falls on the "what if farming were ominously romanticized" setting
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"Why aren't you sending her to one of the empty cottages.  And how are you even here?"

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"She's not new, Vern, she's from a different world -"

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"You lost the right to 'Vern' me."

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Lane sighs.

"She's an extradimensional visitor, Overnya.  And since aforementioned mind control, we thought she could use some backup, in case I decide to drag her back to the moon for Lady Arteinal to vivisect for her magic system."

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"That still doesn't explain how you're here."

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"She rescued me."

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Vern looks to Jamie for confirmation.

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Jamie just. Isn’t going to address the pronoun thing, it’s probably a translation error.

”Yep.”

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"Fine.  I'll take her; what are you doing."

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"Going back to my place, wakeraveling enough to - be sure I get a full rest."

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"What, and if you get zapped on the way there you just....?  Rampage all over town?"

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"It's been a long couple of days -"

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"Yeah, I'm sure it has been - it has for me too, Emilane, you could've given me some fucking warning - you could've said goodbye - I had to fend off a swarm of vampire fruit bat beasts, y'know, and I kept pinging you and you didn't show - eventually I brought in Kal, but not before they got a quarter of the western orchard -"

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"What, don't you have anything to say for yourself?"

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"....You're the worst."

She closes the distance between them, still on the broom, and gives Lane a light shove on the shoulder - an expression of frustration more than an attack.

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Lane goes down anyway.  It's hard to say whether they're tired and weak enough that the tap was sufficient or if they do it on purpose.  Either way, they don't immediately get back up.

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"I'm going to ping Kal, and she's going to watch your sig go to your house, and ward you inside it.  I'll see you tomorrow."

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They give a minute head gesture, probably meant to be a nod.

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She turns to Jamie.  "All right, I'm sure you're tired too.  Let's get you to bed," she says, and starts floating towards the house.

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Jamie follows.



 

”Do you always assault the recently traumatized, unprovoked, or is that more of a special occasions thing.”

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"That's....not...what happened?"

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