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"Not particularly, but if it's not a terrible burden I'd like a few more minutes to decide whether I'd prefer to just ask one of you to strangle me personally rather than allow my enemies the opportunity to dispose of me in a less interesting fashion."

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"I don't feel all that inclined to do you personal favors that leave me guilty of murder on the planet I live on."

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[Is it a terrible idea for me to do it if she asks.]

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[Yes, because you would then be guilty of murder on the planet we live on.]

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[If I insist on only doing it on her planet then? I've already murdered there a bunch of times.]

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[...I guess.]

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"I'd do it after we go back to your world, if that's what you want."

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"Oh good. A minute to think then."

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May sets a timer on her phone.

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It's not actually a difficult decision.

"I will accept a ride home withouit the murder - however much I wish to see your champion's reaction to doing so up close. I will have to be satisfied with only your discussion about the possibility."

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"You know, not every thought you have about how you kink on being a huge creep needs to be voiced out loud."

Back to the Spring's universe of origin.

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Well, she'd be quieter if May didn't make such delightful faces of discomfort about things. It's not really even a kink - though the distinction isn't particularly important.

"I'm aware."

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"Buh-bye now." And back to her own universe.

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"I don't like her," says Lianelle once they are alone agian.

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"Me either! Let's go home."

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"Can I run us to the airport?"

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"Be my guest."

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Being helpful and running are both nice after such an unpleasant encounter.

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And they have a long flight back to Toronto, during which May researches and organizes her People To Resurrect list.

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May watches the take-off and than May for some time, admiring both, and then heads to the bathroom to discover whether there's a way to tuck her legs so as to do a flip without disturbing anyone.

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It's really a very small bathroom and it's not long before someone wants to do bathroom things in it.

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Lianelle is pretty sure she can get this but will let someone else have a turn and return later once she's thought through the mechanics more thoroughly.

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It's really a good thing they fly first class.

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Lianelle is back in her seat as required and watching the view closely when they descend.

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And they're back in Toronto!

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