"Someone was looking for you," a drunk, muscular man applying some paint to his fingernails says to Belmarniss as she walks by. "Drow girl."
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not_born_evil
"Dear Abadar today I would like one of Detect Humor," says Belmarniss, pulling out her spellbook.
"Ah, okay." He ruffles his hair with magic, sits up, cracks his back - "I'm getting too old for this -"
"Haven't got all that much more to do on this plane. Just pick a girl and raise a family and I guess pray a lot so I don't get waylaid by the Boneyard when I go."
"I figure you can identify boringness before you hand over the rocks, usually. I guess someone might convincingly pretend to have a personality but why would you do that, if your husband doesn't like you once he married you he'll just marry someone else."
"There are social events! Parties and debating societies and fashion shows and lectures and concerts and so on. It's a lot of work."