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There are no additional rocks. 

Some ten minutes later, there is the somewhat more distant sound of a hill giant laughing happily and yelling "SHEEP!" while, possibly, hugging the sheep. 

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Cu...ute? Cute. Yes. 

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(another time, exploring an abandoned castle which might supposedly contain a divinatory spring they can use to try to find Laila's missing teacher...) 

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It does contain a spring!

Perhaps... too much of one, even. In that the whole place is flooded.

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An excellent time to have a cloak of the manta ray on hand. Especially if you are, in all other respects, the sort of heavy armored tank that sinks rather than swim.

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Ashoc on the other hand doesn't wear armor and has more Strength than the average mid-level veteran soldier. He swims like a fish.

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The wizard is soggy and unthrilled but it's her quest they're here for so she'll just have to get over it.

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There is: a door. 

It's magic. 

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Oh wow. 

"Hellooooo look at YOU, you are so nifty, Laila look at that lovely curlicue!!" 

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That's a door. It has no curlicues. 

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Laila does not have permanent arcane sight yet and has to cast the spell first like a plebeian (she's 90% over Ashoc being Like That, he has like, two spells, but occasionally she is blazingly envious), but then she agrees. "Wow, yeah, I actually have never seen a spell like that. It's almost like--" 

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"Hello!!!!" says the door. 

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It TALKS? 

Serra is now standing between it and her wizards, sword drawn. 

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It talks! 

"Nice to meet you!" he says, around her shoulder. 

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"Is it? I have never met anybody who thought so!" 

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"Why's that?" 

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"ApPARENTLY they feel the point of DOORS is to let people THROUGH them. I think if you wanted that you would simply not put a door and the point of doors is to NOT do that actually." 

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 "Well sure, compared to an open space, but if you really wanted nobody to ever go through you would just put a wall, no?" 

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She could probably go through a wall. Breaking a non-talking wall would not possibly be murder. 

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"Do you know who put you here on purpose? Why do people want to be on the other side of you?" 

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"Supposedly there is a magic bucket of water or something. I am at a loss to understand how this is possibly more interesting than I am." 

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"Ah, that'll be the scrying pool." Which had better actually be better than a regular crystal ball, after all this effort. They have fought a truly unreasonable number of cave bats. 

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