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Spell: Following
You can make people first-level clerics of you.
To learn this spell, take the hand of someone eligible to be your cleric. Say, goloptywimple. Give them a valuable gift.
Spell: Resistance
You have some ability to ignore magical effects directed at you.
To learn this spell, cast another spell on yourself. As you do so, say, Jempi. Katsafgha.
Spell: Hold Person
You can cast the spell Hold Person at will.
To learn this spell, touch someone. Say, Enefti. Freb.
"For example, this is kissing you -" he does this - "and this is not kissing you." Flop.
"And you are obviously the prettiest you, despite all the yous being very pretty. - that's not why you're my favorite, but."
"Am I really? Kinda think most of the others are prettier. - I think you're the prettiest you but all of the other yous look pretty much the same."
"You're - this is probably a bad idea, you're not supposed to compare your wife to other people I'm pretty sure, but I guess I already did that - uh, the other ones would fit in Osirion better? They're doing a more recognizable thing. But I like the thing you are doing more than the thing Osirion teaches people to do."
Forehead kiss. "Uh huh. Unless you want a girlfriend some day, I guess."
"....then I guess that'd be another person whose opinion would matter? I don't care either way, right, none of my business."
"...why? Are you - using the word 'girlfriend' in a bizarre way, or - "
"Maybe? The word in Osirian is different - uh, some people pursue romantic and sexual relationships with people of the same sex."
" - okay, right, but not - married people don't have other relationships? Not while they're married?"
" - yeah? Like, it's considered a pretty bad sign if a man is getting jealous of his wife's girlfriends."
"...okay. When I use words, if you have sex with someone while you're married to someone else, that's adultery. Unless - I guess some people feel that it's fine to have sex with other people as long as your spouse doesn't care, is that what this is - ?"
" - no? I mean, I guess it's less bad but it's still really bad! Uh, adultery in Osirion is understood as a married woman having relations with a man not her husband, or a married man having relations with a woman not his wife."
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