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Spell: Following
You can make people first-level clerics of you.
To learn this spell, take the hand of someone eligible to be your cleric. Say, goloptywimple. Give them a valuable gift.
Spell: Resistance
You have some ability to ignore magical effects directed at you.
To learn this spell, cast another spell on yourself. As you do so, say, Jempi. Katsafgha.
Spell: Hold Person
You can cast the spell Hold Person at will.
To learn this spell, touch someone. Say, Enefti. Freb.
Hug.
Hey Imrainai? It's gonna be a while longer, I think I want to try expanding the demiplane before I bring anyone else here. Might be a couple days.
Thanks. Sorry for the inconvenience.
And she can go to her demiplane house and curl up in bed and snuggle Connor.
"'m tired."
"Yeah."
She turns telepathy on.
She's tired, and kind of scared that she's going to be strictly capable of doing everything but that it will involve putting in lots and lots of effort for the next several thousand years, and nobody will actually think she's doing enough things or being responsible enough (except him, and maybe except for her other clerics), and every time she takes off work she's going to come back to even more work and it'll all just sort of pile up indefinitely. And she sort of intellectually knows that Hagan and Alex and people want her to take time to take care of herself and only work as much as she can reasonably sustain, but she feels bad about it anyway.
That seems very terrible. He's not sure what to do about it. If this were a fairy court she would just own most of the people and then they would not complain about her as long as she didn't torture them but probably this is not really a solution.
He loves her. She should sleep and be happy and not do awful stressful things for thousands of years.
Snuggle. Maybe at some point she'll have done enough things that people will think of her at all in terms of what she's done and not what she's planning to do, and then maybe she'll be okay with going a little bit more slowly.
She loves him. It's really really good how she has him here, and she doesn't know what the future's going to look like but at least it'll have him in it.
Snuggle snuggle pat pat pat. He should...give her a massage. Massages are good when people are stressed.
She has the best boyfriend ever. Ever ever.
...she's maybe kind of unclear on how massages work but they sound really nice.
He has not actually done this before but he has a vague concept? You rub peoples' muscles while they are lying down. You can tell from the debt if you're doing it right.
Yeah. He will try it until the debt says he's doing it right. Or she gets annoyed with him doing it wrong and tells him to stop, he guesses.
She's not in a hurry. At some point he does something that feels nice and properly relaxing.
She's so happy he belongs to her. She's so happy he likes belonging to her. She really hopes she's taking good enough care of him, she doesn't want this whole thing to lead to her forgetting to do things that make him happy.
She's taking very good care of him. He feels so very very taken care of. She's been so stressed and she hasn't ignored him at all and she hasn't gotten more slaves and she hasn't kissed other people and she did the sailing ship thing and they watched Star Trek and he's very happy.
Oh good. She doesn't really want any other slaves or to kiss any other people. She just really really likes him. And she's glad he liked the sailing ship.
It was cool! Maybe someday they'll need him to sail a ship and he'll know how. This is pretty unlikely but you never know. Maybe if they use the relationship adventure spell.
He loves her so very much.
She loves him too. Best slave-boyfriend-knight person ever. Ever ever ever.
She wonders if she could go back to reading to him while he keeps giving her a massage. That sounds probably feasible if he would like that.
That sounds good.
In the morning she can pace the perimeter of her demiplane with her fan and constantly read Connor's mind and occasionally attempt to summon an apartment building. And every hour or so she can check her spellbook.
Spell: Expanded demiplane
You can make your demiplane bigger, and connect any point in it to any other point.
To learn this spell, go to your demiplane. Say, eggsthorpe. Merne.
She says the magic words! And then she immediately attempts to expand her demiplane for miles in all directions.
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