"Let's start with September. She seems the type to hold a crowd well."

"We might have to disguise the nature of the world domination from her, depending."

"She's friendly. Might be fine with universal friendship type stuff?"

"Nnnot sure I'd be as good at that."

She laughs. "What kind of world domination do you wanna do, then? Akira-sensei might get annoyed at us if we have a reign of terror..."

"Maybe just an intermittent shower."

She giggles. "Maybe we can make intermittent showers of terror perfectly legal in our world domination. Then she won't have anything to complain about!"

"Nothing at all, yep."

"Paragons of virtue, us."

"Narrowly defined and clearly signposted virtue."

"We'll set entirely new standards!"

"I don't think we should use our standards for other people. That might lead to undesirable outcomes, like people trying to conquer the world away from us."

Giggle. "But then we'd be hypocrites. Worse than murder, that."

"We could just murder anyone who calls us hypocrites."

She laughs. "A rather neat solution. I like it."

"And it won't even cause the amount of bad things in the world to go up."

"It'd even remove some of it!"

"We're doing them a favor, really."

Sage nod. "Absolutely."

"So September can be the velvet glove, you the armored fist, and I'll be the hidden dagger, to stretch the metaphor slightly. That mightn't be so bad."

"I think we can make it work."

"Probably."

Friendly shoulder bump. "Definitely. We're the best, after all."

"The best there ever was."

Happy noise. "Let's try to find where that butcher logo was from, too. Maybe split efforts? I can look into all that while you dig through the books for the identification technique?"