the-snake's-name-is-snake
He can describe his coworkers, but this is only about five minutes of conversation, and the horses, which are more like thirty only because he is willing to do a lot of speculation. "- and then Bessie hates people, I think it's the smells, she warmed up to me once I was dirty enough and she disliked being downwind of people whose clothes were freshly laundered more than people whose clothes won't. Humans have a good sense of smell for the things that humans need to smell - poop, disease, water - but horses have a really good sense of smell for a whole different set of things, and they use it to smell predators, and if the local laundry detergent smells like a predator then that's just bad luck for her."
After that he's got nothing.
"Uh, was there anything you wanted to know?"