Two wizards and two soldiers appear in the desert, a few feet away from a tired slave caravan.
They nod at each other and disappear again.
"We should maybe have a secret department dedicated to hang-the-incentives resurrecting everyone with a bad afterlife," he says to Hemaka.
"Which drow? The babies are either babies or have families from the boneyard. The rest are. Y'know. Drow. Lots of them suck. What will you do with them?"
"I'm not really clear on what all we have the capacity to do, here, but even if we just turn them into statues that leaves us in a better place later on than if they get themselves eaten in the Abyss."
"Probably the purest good example of someone to rehabilitate is someone who was evil and if given a second chance will stop but someone who is evil and on track to stop existing entirely might also be worth it."
"That'd be nice. I haven't seen her in a few years so I can't vouch that confidently but she likes me and knows why I left and I can probably get her to behave."
"If she dies first they won't be looking for her after that. And they might keep her. Long as I'm not around to compare to."
"I'm not entirely sure what'd happen if some daeva decided to show up in the Abyss or Abaddon and terraform it for friendliness to departed souls. Might go fine until they happened to lose a fight. In Hell they'd encounter organized opposition."
"Hold Person worked on Cam. That's not very rare magic, is it? Suppose if he were fighting back it wouldn't necessarily stop him."
"It's not at all rare magic. You can train the ability to throw it off, though, or wear magic items for it."
"I'm reminded of the time I just sort of let Dwarves keep shooting at me till they noticed it wasn't working."