Two wizards and two soldiers appear in the desert, a few feet away from a tired slave caravan.
They nod at each other and disappear again.
"I don't have a solution for that one unless people from other world can learn magic from here after all. I think Cam is working on contraception for humans here."
"That's the hope. I hope we can think of more ways to help you, even if the gods from my world don't become available."
"You know, I don't think anyone's definitively established if there's one here. Though I suppose he might have died. He invented the alphabet we use, it's beautiful - he was one of the first people who understood that writing could be important and not just a novelty. He has a consistently wise, thoughtful perspective. He decided he loved me and then pined for a hundred Years - this is considered very romantic even though it's silly - before he told me."
"I didn't! But we were friends so he could probably have had some inkling if there were any other plausible candidates."
"No one needs that, people can just marry when they decide they've found the person they want to marry and the time is right."
"He was. He had to be reembodied shortly after the King became King - when we settled the planet we live on now - and was an advisor from fairly soon after that."
"No, practically no one does. The King does have two. It's not because he's the King, though."
"Hardly anyone wants more than one spouse and no one, even kings, is expected to. He has two because his first wife died and insisted on staying dead, and at the time he thought that would last indefinitely, and he wanted more children, so he found someone else who loved him and wanted children and married her too. Eventually his first wife was willing to come back and then there he was with two wives. They worked it out - the wives have since also married one another - but it's still a little scandalous."
"Both became legal at the same time, actually. It used to be that only men and women could marry."