"Somehow I'm not surprised! I'm a menace, myself."

"People don't usually describe themselves that way."

"Most people are pretty boring!"

"I guess so."

"You're not. You're the most interesting thing that's happened ever."

"Ever is a long time. The most interesting thing you've seen, maybe."

"Ever so far, and that's only been five years. I suppose technically the Nine Tails attacked when I was a baby, but I don't remember that so it doesn't count."

"I'd forgotten that happened."

"I guess it wouldn't have affected you all the way in Suna."

"It might have made some people a little more nervous around me. Not that it really mattered. I'm a jinchuuriki."

"What's that?"

"It means I have a Tailed Beast inside me."

"Cool! Which one?"

"The One Tail. Shukaku."

"What's he like?"

"He's an arrogant bastard."

"Yeesh." She makes a face.

"Not pleasant to have in one's head."

"He should be nice to you at least."

"He's the sort who likes to spread his shit around with a shovel."

She giggles. "I'd be nice if I was in someone's head! Even if being a nice menace would be hard."

"It's too bad you're not a Tailed Beast, then."

"Being a Tailed Beast would be fun! I could step on people! Though it'd be annoying if people kept trying to capture me."

"You can step on people now. You just won't squish them if you do."

She giggles. "I could! But squishing them'd be fun."