"She's a really sore loser, though."

"Could be an asset, in this particular case."

"Make her even weirder every time she's out-competed?"

"Yep."

"I can recruit my friends, too, for weirdness ideas."

"That might give you an advantage, if you're several people of weird all in one."

"Weirdness fusion! We'll have to recruit more weird people to be our friends, too, if we fall behind."

"It can be a self-sustaining reaction."

"Get so weird we attract more weird people to us!"

Hee.

"Wonder who the weirdest people in our generation are - other than us, of course..."

"That Naruto kid's pretty weird," Sasuke says, recalling Elieyha mentioning him.

"We'll have to add him to the weirdness council, then."

"Everyone else is weird in- clan ways."

"Which, if you think about it, isn't true weirdness at all, just a different sort of conformity."

"True."

"We'll need to lure them over to our side."

"Sounds like a plot to take over the village."

"Not at all! Just spread the joy of weirdness."

"If you say so."

She giggles.

"Konoha will be the nicest and the weirdest ninja village."

"Maybe not nicest."

"You'll have to work pretty hard to change that."

"As founding member of the Council of Weird I veto any attempts to make us less nice. Can't we be terrifyingly nice instead. Please."