Demon Cam in the Potterverse
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"Oh, hello. Have you seen Scabbers? My rat. He's gone missing."

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"Haven't seen him. A diorama will just fall apart if he's wandered into a spatially inconsistent part of the school but might help if he's gone outside or in your pillowcase or something?"

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"If you wouldn't mind? He doesn't usually run off like this, I don't know what's gotten into him."

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Scabbers and surroundings.

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Scabbers has parked in a wall nook behind a suit of armor. 

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And Lupin . . . doesn't look like he's seen a ghost actually, ghosts are fine, he looks like he's seen something creepy and weird.

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Cam's not really watching Lupin. "Is the armor recognizable?"

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"Oh, I think that's the one on the fifth floor next to that tapestry of Edgar the Eggheaded!"

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". . . Are you okay?"

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"Ehm, pardon me, just a moment of curiosity, what would happen if you attempted to use the same technique to get the whereabouts of a dead person?"

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"...Uh, I don't know if it works on ghosts. Dead people like, say, me, works fine. I don't know what happens to locals who don't leave ghosts. Or do you mean, like, a corpse?"

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He totally misses the part where Cam is dead. "I mean someone who didn't leave a ghost . . . would you mind trying to find a wizard named Peter Pettigrew?"

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"Again, are you trying to aim for his body or learn interesting facts about the afterlife?"

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"I'm, ah, trying to remind myself that he's really dead. So, his body I suppose. Though by all accounts it was rather messy . . ."

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"Oh, thanks for the warning, I will make it real small so I don't wind up with, uh, lots of dioramas cluttering the table -" Real small surroundings of Peter Pettigrew's body.

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Same armor. Same rat.

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"How--why?!"

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"...how am I supposed to know why an invisible wizard stole a kid's rat?"

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"What? No, he is the rat, I recognized him, I thought I was mad--perhaps I am mad-- Why, in all these years, didn't he tell anyone he was alive?"

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"Rats can be wizards? Or is it 'wizards can be rats'?"

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"Some wizards can turn into animals, McGonagall does it. Are you saying Scabbers was an animagus this whole time? And who are you anyway?"

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"Remus Lupin, I'm the new Defense professor. And yes, I'm afraid so."

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(Really? They couldn't have a new Defense professor for an entire day without someone who's supposed to be dead turning up?)

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"Why would someone stay a rat for--what, ten years?"

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"Twelve. Twelve years." But Lupin isn't looking at Ron; he's back to staring at the models in anguished confusion.

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