I decided to teach myself Python so I could become a programmer, or alternately statistics so I could become an actuary, but it might be better if I get a job right away so we can have an apartment. What does 'no memories' mean?

means she just about doesn't remember anything from before she met me. she was kind of a mess when i saw her but then I helped. couldn't do anything about the missing memories though. also you're great

is it magic no-memories or amnesia no-memories because if it's the second thing probably you should take her to a doctor

it's super magic

..................well that's fucked up

way more fucked up than it sounds, actually, there was other shit going on, it's like somebody wiped out most of her brain and replaced it with a sex-obsessed slut who can barely think and is always happy? i'm kinda worried about the fact that there's somebody out there doing that to people. anyway i found the last little bit of her actual mind and put it back where it belongs and she is extremely cute and good and i have no idea what to do with her. the plan where you get a job and an apartment sounds like maybe a good one, i can cover some of rent if you find a place but i'm not sure how much or how i'm gonna explain it to my parents

people are going around doing what

...............ngl that's kind of hot but what

yep it's real fucked up!

...........I guess you did just take an underage whore as your eternal slave so they don't seem to be giving magic powers to people with, like, stellar ethics

but that's. worrying.

I want to figure out how to keep your slaves safe but I don't know anything about how

yeah. and like, pretty sure if anything happened to you guys i could fix it? but i'd like to be more than pretty sure!!!

it's not just your other slaves I'm worried about, it's my girlfriend Rachel

she's somebody who wouldn't be missed

yeah i don't want anything happening to her either

don't know what to do about it, though, i can't really do magic outside my car except to you guys, even if i found the person i don't know where i'd go from there

can you give us magic powers?

maybe? haven't tried. one sec

"Um, yes? Is anyone's answer to that not 'yes'?"

He laughs. "I mean, fair! Man, what magic powers do you want, though, I have no idea where to even start..."

"Telepathy? Isn't everyone's answer telepathy?"