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Ten fucking thousand -

 

Next.

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Oh please yes, anything to get out of this infernal never-ending maze.

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Great. He would like them to infiltrate this colony planet of his and figure out who on it is an undercover agent of the Republic. Sound good?

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Yes. Yes. Whatever, just get me out of here-

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Colony planet. Different one than Marr's. Here is his agent, who will help them get their cover identity and everything.

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Oh thank the Force.


Now to just wait until his "rescuer" leaves, kill his agent, and then find a way home.

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Rescuer leaves (nine thousand, nine hundred, ninety seven, what dysfunctional nightmares of people but 'let them all kill themselves' is only superficially appealing and anyway Epic is adorably convinced they can do better than that...)

 

Agent says welcome to this colony, where do you want to live?

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Somewhere in the town of Lightsaber To The Gut.

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(They decide not to intervene. What will the Sith do next, and what will the Sith do when reincarnation is casually demonstrated, those are the important questions -)

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Ahh, that was satisfying.

Step the second: find the nearest spaceport.

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Thataways, but it's a tiny colony planet, no incoming or outgoing flights scheduled for the next five months.

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Five months? What sort of pathetic little backwater, he just escaped one damn maze trap-

Oh, now he's angry. Time to cause property damage/grievous bodily harm.

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Everyone is kind of concerned! Is he okay? Is he having a seizure? 

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No talking, only rage.

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When he is done raging they will ask, then. They are making a point of not acting even mildly afraid, just concerned.

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Maybe if he starts hurting them they will fear him. He is Sith, he should not be treated this way.

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If he starts hurting them they will not fear him, they will just be more concerned. He could write the King if he really urgently needs a ride somewhere?

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GRRRAAARRRRRHHHHH WHY WON'T YOU ALL DIE

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He can definitely kill them! If he does this then someone else will waltz over, go 'oh no, what happened here?' and wave a hand and resurrect them all. 

 

(This takes some behind-the-scenes maneuvering but all but one of the chips are intact, making it much simpler.)

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Grrrrrr, stay dead, damn you!

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The person who did the resurrections is concerned. "Uh, you okay? I can wait an hour or so to rez them but I don't want to wait all day, what if they have appointments or something? What do you need them to be dead for?"

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To soothe his rage! You can die too, resurrection person!

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That person seems immune to attempts to kill her, for some reason. "...I'm a demon, did you not get the orientation?" 

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No time for orientations, there's havoc to be wreaked! But routing around the indestructible person.

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That's good. The indestructible person will watch wearily until it seems like he is done wreaking havoc.

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