This post has the following content warnings:
mohd dandelion in Amenta
+ Show First Post
Total: 1002
Posts Per Page:
Permalink

"Does it?"

Permalink

"I dunno, illegal organizations use a lot more guns than more aboveboard kinds of companies."

Permalink

"I'm not sure that's even true here."

Permalink

"Well, you don't have the aftermath of the Prohibition." 

Permalink

"I suppose not."

Permalink

Shrug. "Different worlds. It's odd we have so much in common, really." 

Permalink

"That's true, you look like a pretty low budget television alien."

Permalink

"I can't even say the same of you, you just look like an unrealistic cartoon human!" 

Permalink

"Cartoon?"

Permalink

"Yeah, there's this one kind of animation from this one country that characteristically involves unrealistic hair colors." 

Permalink

"Huh! And doesn't even say the people with those hair colors are aliens?"

Permalink

"Nope! Doesn't explain it at all! And it's often arranged in gravity-defying ways!" 

Permalink

"Huh! That part we don't do."

Permalink

"Here, lemme show you," she says, and appears a piece of paper with a particularly egregious example on it. 

Permalink

"That's meant to be hair?"

Permalink

"Wow," Kamuor laughs.

Permalink

"I know, right? At least that's the craziest example I could think of off the top of my head." 

Permalink

"I'm relieved it doesn't get worse, you'd have entire architectural movements on people's heads!"

Permalink

"Well...we have had some historical figures that took conspicuous consumption a little too far..."

Permalink

Kamuor laughs.

Permalink

"I saw this picture once of a queen who had her hair arranged with various accouterments into a ship bigger than her head." 

Permalink

"That must be so heavy!"

Permalink

"I have no idea why she thought it would be worth it." 

Permalink

"There've been silly Amentan hairstyles, of course, but I can't think of anything that extreme - maybe I just don't know about it -"

Total: 1002
Posts Per Page: