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tiny maitimo and tiny ves try to solve some problems that are objectively above their pay grade
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On one particular Wednesday Karen Tiu has a coworker out (sick? dead?) and is responsible for scheduling ten meetings and printing and delivering a stack of legal briefs and rebooking an afternoon of meetings in two conference rooms because they've been claimed by the science team (ideally located for summonings, apparently) and then clearing out the closets of those conference rooms because the science team complains they are unusable - full of junk that's interfering with the calibration on their summonings.

 

It is quite apparent that the summonings have been badly calibrated, because now this conference room has half of a demon (the left half) and the horns of a demon from an entirely different species and a swiss-cheese corpse that might have been human.

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Yeah. 'Cause rain isn't poison, so once it rained again and didn't get poisoned then the rivers would all have to stop being poison.

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Yeah, like that! So if we make them stop then it'll be easier for people to live on their own if they want to.

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Hmm. I don't know how to make them stop if we don't know who's doing it, though.

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Probably we will need to figure that out. Carefully, they might be dangerous.

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Yeah. 

How do we figure out who's doing it?

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Uh, is there an evil angel who rebelled against creation and wants to cause as much suffering as possible?

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I bet you that's the person poisoning the water.

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I'm not sure Satan does things like poison water? I think mostly he convinces other people to be bad.

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Hmm. Maybe it is people he convinced. In our world he was pretty much doing lots of bad stuff himself though.

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I guess sometimes he has demons possess people.

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No I mean he just dug a big scary castle and did bad things in it. I don't know exactly what bad things because people try not to think about it around me but it's how orcs got invented. Also I think sometimes he was a volcano and made everything catch fire.

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I don't know what an orc is but I don't think Satan has a castle. Unless maybe it's in hell.

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I don't really know what an orc is either, I think it was inappropriate for children. But when my grandfather gets scared for no reason it's because where he grew up, sometimes orcs snatched people and then you never saw them again, and even though that doesn't happen anymore he doesn't totally believe we're all safe.

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I guess Auntie Karen is kind of like that too. With the worrying about things that aren't good for kids.

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Is she wrong to be worrying, though?

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I dunno. There's definitely bad stuff out there.

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Everything makes a lot more sense now that I know that your Melkor is not in jail yet.

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I'm not sure we can send Satan to jail.

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I think we kind of need to.

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She chews on the end of a pencil she found.

Well, I guess if we HAVE to, then we pretty much need to convince God to do something or convince someone else to do something  or do something ourselves with magic.

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I asked God to help with Karen being sad last night but I notice he hasn't done anything yet so probably we should keep asking but not count on that. Who else could we convince to do something?

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There's demons? But I don't know a lot about demons because libraries don't have books about us. And I guess there might be gods other than God, 'cause he bothered to tell us not to worship them?

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Yeah. It says so in the Bible.

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