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"No not especially."

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"Okay, if we need some maybe, but I don't think we definitely need them so you shouldn't make any yet. Unless it takes a long time and you'd better start now if we'll want them in a year?"

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"Cam did like ten a second after he had to repopulate a planet he fed into a black hole."

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"...what?"

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"A black hole is a thing that is made out of lots of stuff compressed really tightly together," he says to Pen. "I can make them, because they're stuff, but it'd be really really bad to make one anywhere near other stuff, because they have a lot of gravity and the other stuff will fall into it." And to Linyabel, "I'm guessing you knew that."

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"I know what a black hole is!"

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"So Ardas have Valar, like I said, and one of the Valar is evil. And what he does is he goes off and starts a horrible campaign of murder and torture and - okay, the reason why I can make Space Elves when I can't make any other kind of people is that Space Elves have chips that back up their brains. And Melkors - that's the evil Vala - always torture a lot of people but in Space he got hundreds of millions of them, using biological weapons and various other stuff, and he uploaded them and ran them in sped-up torture simulations on server farms that covered a whole continent."

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(Pen wraps her wings around herself unhappily.)

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"...so he put a black hole under the continent and then put everybody else back?"

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"No. There were backups in other star systems and you can't kill a Vala that way though you can trap them in the time dilation if they're not on guard.

 

Another thing about Valar is that their word is binding. So's mine, actually, if I swear something I have to keep my word. And the evil Vala promised Cam he'd never hurt a person ever again if Cam holed the planet where his enemies lived."

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"Cam got a really carefully worded promise and demons can verify that it was actually sworn by the evil god and all his lieutenants. And he holed the planet. And then he put all the Space Elves back. And then my alt invented interdimensional travel and they went and they found magic and they put everybody else who wasn't a Space Elf back. And Cam is really sad all the time but it was the right thing to do."

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"That was the worst war. All the other ones went better than that. My Arda didn't have a war at all because our Bell got there in time that Melkor never even got paroled in the first place."

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"Anyway, I have a while when nobody's going to be looking for me but if we want to be out of here before anyone notices you exist and I have to say you're illegal genetic engineering projects you should probably go make the dome now."

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"Okay. Picture of the world?"

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She gestures at her screen.

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"You're not indestructible, so I guess we'll be back when we're done." 

 

Pop with Pen. He starts making air immediately.

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Pen attempts takeoff.

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He can make air fast enough for Pen to successfully take off! He will do the same! And then he will start making an exact replica of the Solstice atmosphere dome. It goes a little slower because he's also continually making air for them but flying is so much more fun.

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And Pen starts singing songs in Samarian.

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Pen's a really good singer! Good even for a Quendi! He is delighted and asks after a while if she'll osanwë a translation so he can pick up Samarian faster.

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"Um, can try. Am not so good grammar, is maybe problem for learning language - song lyrics all there for me already and not have problem."

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"Okay. I can just ask you for particular words. Boots might be able to help you with the languages thing? She's a subtle artist, they have brains magic."

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