"...and wants them dead?"

"Really likes doing all of the punching himself, our man Angel. Maybe they didn't let him stab enough monsters with pens."

"Werewolves are human, in my world we tranq them. - I guess from the pen it was an urgent sort of situation?"

"Wasn't there, sorry. Know it'd bit someone."

"Is it fair to characterize Angel as ...not very bright?"

"I think he's being bloody stupid, yeah."

"And, hmm, someone who does best in situations where the good guys and bad guys are wearing their respective uniforms so you don't have to do anything more complicated than kill things until nothing on the other side is moving?"

"Yeah, that sounds about right."

"And Wolfram and Hart offered to put him in charge."

"Yep!"

"Alex says that Angel can both walk and talk so he cannot possibly be stupid enough he didn't notice it was a trap."

"He has been noting that constantly, yeah."

"What... does he think the trap is?"

"Doesn't know."

"Someone at Wolfram and Hart must be having so much fun."

"Well, it sure isn't me."

"And not any of the employees, either."

"Fred seems OK. And that demon they have running entertainment."

"I don't know a Fred."

"Head of practical sciences. Nice girl. Tried to recorporealize me, but ended up using her solution on bringing back a ghost who's been feeding souls to hell to stave off his own damnation. Can't cause nearly as much trouble now."

"Got a last name? We can look her up in our world, maybe give her the lab without the evil."

He has to think about it a second. "Burkle. Winifred Burkle."

"Cool. Now, the Angel situation - I'm awfully tempted to do something about it, either by talking to him or by tying him to a post somewhere and then impersonating him for a couple of months, but I assume that if he'd gracefully risen to the occasion Wolfram and Hart would've just had him killed, and that they'll do the same if we somehow manage to raise him to the occasion ourselves. Does that sound about right?"

"Really couldn't tell you what their game plan is."

"Do you want to go back to your dimension particularly, or do you think you'd be just as happy in ours?"