Demon Cam meets the Cthulhu Mythos
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"Well, if we can empty the orphanages in exchange for ushering in a utopia of unlimited material wealth, I can't think of anyone who wouldn't be better off." 

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"I know, right?" Wag wag. "I should expressly CC some of those interest groups, actually, that might get me a quicker response and there are just orphans all over the place before folks really get the hang of contraception..."

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"Contraception?" 

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"Assorted methods of preventing pregnancy."

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"We do have those. I take it the future gets better at it?" 

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"Much better. More set-and-forget, fewer side effects, more reliable."

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"How does that work?" 

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"Pills, implants, reversible surgeries that are a lot more hassle-free when there are angels around."

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"I have my medical quals if you want something along the lines."

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"...Probably wise." 

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"All right, an implant in the arm's easy, it'll take effect in six hours, let me know if you have any side effects - pick an arm."

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He holds out his left arm. 

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Cam pokes around till he finds a good spot, then numbs it and adds an implant. "There you go."

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He looks at his arm and prods the spot. "Thank you." 

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"Anaesthetic wears off in fifteen minutes, it shouldn't hurt after that but if it does and it's bugging you I can hit you with another dose no problem."

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"I'll keep that in mind." He lowers his arm and nods approvingly. 

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Snort. "Enjoy. I'm gonna resurrect another guy, then read more about early Communism and Naziism until I have an idea of what metaphorical butterflies to step on."

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"Naziism?" 

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"German authoritarian party, very bad news."

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"Aha." Benjamin Franklin goes back to Cam's books. 

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Cam asks Ms. Whatley, "How young did you want him?"

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"...I want to say fifty, it would be odd if he was younger than I, but it seems unkind to do that just to flatter my sensibilities. Thirty?" 

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"Thirty it is!" says Cam, and he gets underway. He times himself.

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And just over thirty-three minutes into the count, the ritual finishes and the body on the floor jerks and opens its eyes. 

He looks around wildly for a moment, then pushes himself into a sitting position and demands, "Lavinney, Wilbur, what is going on?" 

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