Demon Cam meets the Cthulhu Mythos
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"What I can do is write some letters to some other demons and see if any of them are up for the risk."

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"Oh! Cool! I thought it was going to wait until you had done everything really important and we had tried sending you home and bringing you back." 

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"If nobody volunteers, that's the way to do it, but ideally someone will want to come. I can start poking around. Other demons conjure mail like I do."

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"Maybe someone will want to talk to the fish people." 

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"I'm curious about the fish people myself, they're certainly a potential selling point."

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"I hope they're okay. It's been a long time since the Necronomicon was written." 

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"I could check, but I got pretty lucky with the Linaika speaking an intelligible dialect of something my computer knows how to translate and I don't know that I can expect this with fish people."

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"Can you check if they've gone extinct or not?" 

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"Yeah -" He starts making plasticized minis of alive fishpeople but he will stop when he has a couple.

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He gets a couple. 

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"There are some!"

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"Oh good! I was worried humanity would have wiped them out. They...do that."

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"Is somebody else extinct?"

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"Just, like, birds and neanderthals and stuff." 

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"Ah, those. I dunno, the gorilla people looked a little Neanderthal-y. If there is a good time to reintroduce dodos I can do that, they hatch from eggs."

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"Whoah oh my goodness you can do that can't you." 

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"Yeah! It's harder but not impossible with mammals, but eggs I can make them in an early enough stage that they develop proper minds."

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"How do you do it with mammals?"

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"The braindead ones are still biologically alive, and with enough medical care you can get them to carry to term at a decent success rate."

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"...Does that work with people?"

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"No, the success rate drops off with how smart the creature is normally because the differential between that and bug-smart gets too big. I guess it's possible if you tried it in a million humans one would take but it takes nearly that many to get a chimp."

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"I hope not. That sounds...disturbing." 

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"No one's managed it in Hell, somebody would have noticed."

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"I don't know if I should be glad or not. On the one hand, I'm disturbing. On the other hand, I'm not braindead and pregnant." 

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"Oh, that's not the part I'd worry about, the part I'd worry about would be how vulnerable the non-braindead baby would be in Hell."

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