"Are they expressly antipredictable that way?"

"Them? No. Expressly? Also no." 

"Hm?"

"I was raised from the dead by an interdimensional formerly-human demon and then flirted with by Benjamin Franklin." 

"He flirted with you? Should I be apologizing?"

"No, no, it's fine. Nothing pushy. And I like imagining the looks on my old neighbors' faces if they ever found out." 

Cam giggles. And leads the way into the house. Which is air conditioned.

"Oh." 

"Feel free to solicit decor, I left it pretty sparse to start out with."

"I did not know it was possible to be this comfortable in the heat of summer." 

"Air conditioning is great. We can also control the humidity and if any of you are allergic to any local pollens they'll be filtered out on the way into the house."

"None of us get hay fever. That can vary by region?" 

"Oh yes. Different species of hay."

"We'll let you know." 

Wag wag wag. "Lucy, your room's the only one that has to be yours, I made everything with clearance for Wilbur since the floors worked out better that way -" He shows Lucy to her room. It is large and has her art board up.

Awesome. 

It also has her soft giant bed, though her food bathtub is absent, perhaps in the dining room instead. "Anything else you want in here?"

"My blanket, please, I don't need it for the temperature but the texture is very good." 

Blanket folded up at the foot of the giant bed.

"Thanks!" she says, pulling the blanket over her and returning to her schoolwork. 

"No problem!"

He goes and fields room decor requests from Wilbur, Lavinia, Lavinia's dad, and Benjamin Franklin.

Ben Franklin and Lavinia's dad want books. Lavinia would like a map of their surroundings. Wilbur would like directions to somewhere he can post letters, and a vehicle if that's far enough away. 

"Do you know how to drive?"

"...No. Is it hard?"

"I mean, I can get you a car that drives itself but they're all trained on modern infrastructure and most of them rely heavily on global positioning satellites that there aren't any of here so you will need to do at least some of the work and yeah it's hard if you don't like crashing into things at forty miles an hour."