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"You won't be. We might as well go to her directly. You're ready, right?" he asks Sasuke.

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"Yeah. Don't have a test in mind but she can suggest one, I suppose."

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Off to see Tsunade, then. Jiraiya's known her long enough to guess where she'd be.

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If his guess was 'getting drunk', he'd be right!

She isn't happy to see them.

"The fuck do you want? I said a week, brats."

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"Turns out they learn quickly!" Jiraiya says. "They've got a technique that will heal any wound that hasn't scarred over."

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"Pull the other one, it's got bells on."

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"It's not a standard medical technique. It's technically based off of inscribed techniques. It approaches things differently. And if I'm wrong, you lose nothing."

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"Show me in six days, then. I'm not done drinking."

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"I'm surprised," Jiraiya says, leaning one elbow on the bar, "that the snake let you get away with that line on him."

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"He knows I could break every bone in his body. You seem a bit dumber."

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"So he is here."

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"Yeah. Wanted me to heal him. I told him to fuck off before I finished the job." She takes another sip.

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"But he's coming back."

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"Apparently I was cursed with teammates who don't know when to quit."

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"What bet did you make with him?"

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"I didn't." 

She takes a big swallow.

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"...He offered you something."

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"You want a prize for that brilliant deduction?"

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"The Edo Tensei," Jiraiya says softly. "You know it's a trap."

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"Oh, do I?"

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"He used it on the First and the Second, forced them to fight the old man-"

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"He told me. He was rather put out he hadn't killed our sensei with that."

"I'm aware he's a monster."

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"Then why-" Jiraiya is half frustrated, half afraid.

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"You lost them too."

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" - For what it's worth, my healing technique can eventually escalate to during death - "

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