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in which kelsey's brain continues to want to throw a sad spike at things and bard is very accommodating
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"Look," he begins, "not that I expect I'd find this convincing in your position, but -" and then the ground shimmers under them and half a second after that it's not there at all.

They fall. 

The ground they hit instead is cold and muddy. The stars are exceptionally bright, and close overhead. 

" - what?" says Ryan. 

Alex doesn't answer him. Alex is looking out into the darkness, horrified.

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Well, yeah. But, like, most humans? They don't really know what's going on, they don't know if there's even definitely an afterlife, they never know if they're okay or not. Whereas we meet the guy who is like 'if you do bad things you have to get shredded in my pocket dimension before you come back to life, here's the list of bad things'. We knew, we chose it. 

 

- I guess it's more like that for you, too, but -

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I guess.

 

If I had regrets I wouldn't have to do it, so. 

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It wouldn't've been thirty thousand years if I'd just let Mandos fix me, so, same.

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Mhmm.

 

You gonna have overpopulation problems if you make everyone immortal?

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Probably.

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I guess maybe you can invent space travel or terraforming or something after. In thirty thousand years.

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Yeah. I don't know what we'll do but the alternative it has to beat is 'kill everyone when they hit seventy' so.

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Yeah.

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He asks Wishbone about whether the Silmarils could be used to send them back, if there's even a 'back' to send them to, and doesn't mention it to Karen.

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Wishbone asks a lot of questions and thinks about it and concludes that it can probably be done. And that there probably is a place to send them back to, given the time delay between Alex's disappearance and their own arrival.

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Well.

 

In that case he will mention it to Karen.

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I guess I should probably go back, then? If we can.

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The next couple hundred years here are gonna be - diplomacy and engineering problems. Hardly any stabbing.

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Yeah, I feel like maybe my comparative advantages are.... possibly elsewhere.

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Same. - also I'd forgotten I like none of these people. Let's get back to our world and hope it hasn't fallen apart too much in our absence.

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Yeah. 

We, uh, going to try to find Ryan and ask him if he wanted to come along? He - seemed to kinda not like it here. To put it mildly.

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Yeah. They don't even have it yet, just figured they could do it. We'll get him when they have it.

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Sounds good.

...Azalea's gonna be so pissed.

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- yeah, I guess we had a real bad couple weeks topped off by disappearing for over a year, that's rough.

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Yeaaah. But hey, I'm alive still, maybe you get points for that?

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I expect I am gonna get zero points. People - don't want their children to be heroes, they want their children to be happy. 

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She's not my mom. - she'll probably be mad, though.

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Yeah. Squeeze. 

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Squeeze.

I guess this all sort of complicates the whole graduating from high school goal.

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It seems like not doing stuff has not been great for your emotional processing, I guess you could instead try doing stuff.

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