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At the End of All Things Elves in Revelation
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For three months after Revelation he ignores his father's calls.

 

Yes. It should be possible to summon a demon and, depending how their powers work, either get a Silmaril from them or get the location of the patch of ground closest to the Silmaril from them or at worst do binary search over conjured models of parts of the planet to find the Silmarils. Yes, it should be possible to summon an angel to then dig the thing out of bedrock. And then they won't live life walking against the currents of fading, they will be whole again, they can summon some more for spaceship plans and head away from Earth much sooner, and much more powerful, than they imagined.

 

Also, the curious demon might go back to Hell and conjure some more Silmarils, if their powers happen to shake out that way, and might start handing out Silmarils to anyone on Earth who wants one, because why not, and the oath might still be in force, the risk is unimaginable - 

 

- they can of course get a Silmaril and then, if it turns out they can be conjured, not let the demon go home, that is merely incredibly rude and might strand someone a dimension away from their family for centuries. It at least does not risk unleashing the oath on this innocent world that has, at last, left the scars of the last time that happened beyond the reach of living memory.

 

For three months after Revelation he ignores his father's calls because he is childishly frightened, because his well-polished coping skills are fraying, because if he feels the tug of that oath on him again it will be too late to kill himself and therefore he wants, very badly, to do it now. For three months he wavers.

 

And then he answers the calls, and takes some vacation, and goes home for a Fëanorian planning session. He doesn't remember what loving them felt like but he remembers that he loved them, that it was once very important to him, and he knows he would do this for someone he loved. They plan and they read and they learn and they practice - without summoning, because daeva get the languages you speak when you summon them and so the first daeva they summon will know, if observant enough, they're not of this society - 

- he gets two weeks vacation a year, they plan very very slowly - 

 

- and six years after Revelation they have a binding and a few possible options for payment and a plan for the case where Silmarils turn out to be trivially conjurable and conjurable ones oath-relevant. Maedhros is terrified, and miserable, but no one can tell. He prides himself on that. 

 

Curufin doesn't want to do it because he speaks Khuzdul and the Dwarves who taught him it in confidence did not give him permission to share it. (They did give him permission, when it came up one optimistic night, to share it with his father should his father ever return to life, and so Fëanor speaks Khuzdul too.) Maglor's pretending to be a currently-dead pop star and that invites its own host of complications. 

Maedhros does not speak Khuzdul. He speaks the Black Speech in addition to a few human languages and Thindarin and Quenya, but the language won't scare daeva in itself (if they get his exact vocabulary, they might be frightened.) Maedhros picks a place in the castle in Canada that could be a room in an unusually wealthy human's house, unremarkable, and he painstakingly copies all but one bit of the circle they decided on together, and he calls in everyone to look and make sure he did it right, and he dismisses them all - one Elf alone is not obviously inhuman, two or more together raises suspicions -

- and he completes the circle.

 

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"It's not even especially flattering, I have to tone it down a lot to avoid suspicion."

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"Do you want to do a little outtro, I can rearrange the video so that part is at the end."

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"Awww, but I'd have to do that appalling thing to my hair again - it'd be so dramatic, though - can you put my hair back afterwards?"

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"Sure can."

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"Then I will totally cameo."

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Awesome. Cam rearranges the video. He died and went to hell and is now on summon, which is how he has internet access. Valinor is lower-tech than developed Earth countries. Whether Superman could take the Valar is a matter of who's writing Superman these days but the Marines would be out of luck. There are just shy of forty million Elves in Valinor. Nothing doing on explaining the magic hideyness of Valinor, unfortunately. (The historical) Jesus is in Limbo, so's Hitler, but yeah Elvis was totally an Elf and he found him here he is!

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"Hello! I might cover all my old songs now that I needn't pretend to be human but I'll launch my own channel for that."

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And the next installment will explain how you can prove that Cam is Revelation.

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What the fuck, says the top comment. 

This is all bullshit, this is some kind of bullshit publicity stunt for a new movie or maybe just to see how credulous you morons are -

(an eight hundred comment debate over how many people were fooled by the radio broadcast War of the Worlds) -

ELVIS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy actually did die, though, made local headlines, I found the story and the picture -

(a five hundred comment debate over whether it's the same guy, with digressions into discussion of what should happen to the guy who shot him) -

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Ah, the Internet.

Cam's next installment explains his anonymity procedure. Multi-piece stencil over a flashlight so no conjurable physical object was the circle used to summon the distribution daeva, and so on. But you can timeslice it if you start by knowing where he was and who he is. He demonstrates.

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Guys I summoned a demon and confirmed it, it's true!

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   It's not your fault your mother dropped you on your head as a child but the fact of the matter is the brontosaurus isn't even a real fucking dinosaur.

Guys I supposed a demon and checked and it's a lie!

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   No i don't know why the demons are covering for the Jews but all the people the Allies claim died don't even fit in the gas chambers.

If you like Elvis you should check out my channel @elfgirl14!

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They're welcome.

And his next installment will be about the Dwarf planet!

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The next day he starts getting emails and messages requesting interviews. And his parents start getting phone calls.

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Sorry Renée and Charlie. (Charlie takes the phone off the hook. Renée's school gets security and her husband answers the phone and won't talk about Cam.) Cam isn't super enthusiastic about losing editorial control, do they have veto options on the final release for interviewees.

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Some outlets will definitely agree to that.

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And can they point out any past cases where they have been vetoed and made redactions or did not run the feature accordingly?

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Can he find anyone complaining that their words were used after a promise they wouldn't be?

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That sounds like a challenging search. See, he doesn't want this to actually come to that because then they'd probably have to have a drawn out legal battle over whether demons can expect enforcement of contracts or something.

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They have journalistic integrity, thank you.

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Well, they can tell him what to look for because he's irrationally suspicious, or they can not do that.

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They can't think of anything he could look for, because if they don't run a story for confidentiality reasons they also don't go handing that story to a demon.

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He supposes that is good enough for a written interview.

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Why did he decide to take the information public? Why did he do so secretly, was he worried about being liable for daeva incidents? Has he taken anyone's soul? How'd he learn about Elves?

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Nobody ought to starve to death while demons exist. He was worried that all the other summoners would take exception; in fact, one did, that's how he died. He does not know how to take souls and suspects it is not, in fact, a thing. An Elf summoned him.

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How did he learn about summoning in the first place? Can he put this reporter in touch with some Elves? How did he end up a demon?

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