What. The. Fuck.
Walta Hindenset "The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0 / 200)
Stats
DOM: 6 / 250
SUB: 12 / 250
BOD: 14 (+)
LST: 13 (+)
SED: 13 (+)
FUK: 12 (+)
PRV: 12 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Stat Points: 5
Money: $900
Status Effects: Technical Virgin
Description: Walta Hindenset is a teenage girl living in the bad part of town. While crime and poverty haven't affected her too much directly, she's used to living in a poor area and frequently fantasizes about what she'd buy if she won the lottery. Her future options are relatively limited by the socio-economic realities of income stratification. The (ahem) coming of the Erogame changes that, however, as she will soon discover the fun and accomplishment available in the world of the Erogame...
Skills
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or periods or pregnancies or yeast infections. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.
Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
Perks
Bare misdeeds: Making time for sex or doing something sexy while you're doing things you're not supposed to - legal or not - will never make it more likely you get caught, injured, or fail to do whatever you're trying to do.
Info // Status Effects
Technical Virgin: You've experienced a little bit of the world of sex already, but until you choose to lose your virginity, the Erogame will not force you to give it up... no matter how long it takes.
Info // Character Stats
LVL / Level: The quantified totality of your potency as an erogame character. The effect of this characteristic goes beyond just the 5 extra stat points you get per level, and the additional perk point you receive every 5th level.
BOD / Body: Your physical attractiveness, and other biological capabilities. At higher levels, your body becomes able to enact more exotic erogame events.
LST / Lust: The intensity of your sexual urges, and how easy it is to get you going.
SED / Seduction: Your ability to seduce others, to pique their interest and arouse their desire.
FUK / Fucking: Your ability to perform in bed and give others pleasure… or other sensations.
PRV / Perversion: Your descent into the world of naughtiness, fetish, deviance, and corruption.
ERO / Erogame Logic: The extent to which the world will bend---or can be bent by you---to create romantic and sexual situations in defiance of probability. Or at higher levels, physics.
DOM / Dominant Energy: Based off SED and FUK, fueling skills that invoke your dominance, sadism, or mastery.
SUB / Submissive Energy: Based off LST and PRV, fueling skills that invoke your submission, masochism, or service.
Info // Character Stats // Level
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you're at the very start of your new life.
You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body
A BOD of 14 makes you an average teenage girl. Average is still very attractive at your age, though - and you'll only go up from here.
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust
Your LST of 15 is stronger than average, but hasn't led you on many interesting adventures yet. At higher levels, your burning desire will be more fulfilling - in more ways than one - than ever before.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction
A SED of 13 reflects some practice flirting and a bit of natural confidence. Charm and the ability to influence and seduce people will surely be helpful in whatever walk of life you choose.
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking
Your FUK of 12 comes from your limited but existent experience in sexual matters. You're going to be able to do a lot better than a couple of awkward handjobs with some experience in the erogame.
How do you increase this stat? Take a fucking guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion
Living in the twenty-first century with internet access is sufficient to make your PRV above-average. You haven't indulged in fantasies about what other sorts of pleasures are out there enough to raise it much... Yet.
You can increase this stat by looking for opportunities to get even kinkier.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.
And they'd refill just from you sitting around on your ass doing nothing.
Lol.
...What the fuck is the right phrasing, apparently. She has game stats now. And one of them is 'fucking'.
Walta pinches herself to see if she's dreaming. It... Doesn't seem to be a dream. But her pause to read all this in the middle of a convenience store has attracted a slightly suspicious stare from the scruffy teen manning the checkout counter.
She goes to walk out. Reeling from the life-changing purple text box, she completely forgets that she stealthily pocketed a pack of gum during her casual stroll through the store, until the cashier says, "Hey, you gonna pay for that?"
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