Sasuke narrows his eyes at Naruto... Then holds out a pen.

Raizume snatches it up. "I've seen this episode. It does not end well for us." She taps the pen against her palm. "We're ninja. We should think of something cleverer."

"We could get him to take it off himself! That'd be hard but talking people into things is fun!"

"I don't think he'll take it off for us..."

"I wonder if we can recruit any of his friends..."

"Do you know where Maito Gai lurks during the day?"

"Who?"

"The Green Meanie. Well, not really mean. He's this tall jounin that wears a bright green jumpsuit and orange legwarmers. Huge eyebrows. Pretty sure he's Kakashi's best friend."

" - Loud, likes to run around the village at weird hours?"

"You've met then?"

"I've seen him! I think I know where he does his runs every morning?"