Not your mother's Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
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"Hey, Lucien.  Do you know what the date is?"

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"September 30th?"

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"Okay.  You seem lucid, mostly.  Are you, I don't know, cold?  Should you come inside?  I don't really know how to deal with—this, with emergencies.  I don't even know CPR, I think you probably didn't need CPR, really, I don't think I did it right—I'm rambling.  Come on inside."

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Oh yes CPR that make- wait no that's nothing like how he was taught to do CPR. Probably not all schools have those lessons.

"That sounds good?"

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"Yeah.  Yeah, it's, uh.  It's this way."  He leads the way to the front door.  Opens it, after pausing with his hand on the knob for a moment.

The house is in nicer condition on the inside than the out, if decorated somewhat over-cozily and kind of retro.  The incandescent lights turn on fine and it's pretty dust-free; it certainly doesn't look abandoned.  "I'm Jeremy, by the by," says the first-although-perhaps-not-best responder.  "Do you want some water—you maybe don't want some water."

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"A towel would be nice."

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"Yeah, of course."  He approaches a cupboard and produces a towel to drop into Lucien's hands.  It's kind of a weird fabric but it works fine to dry him off.

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That will do.

"Um. I'm sorry for almost drowning in your creek... Also for trespassing in your tree house. I has heard this place was abandoned and didn't think to check whether the Internet was lying to me."

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"You're not the first person to make that mistake.  Well, the trespassing one.  You're the first on the almost drowning one, and, uh, I don't really think you need to apologize for that."  He takes out another towel and wrings his hands in it.  "I'm—really glad you're okay."

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"Yeah! I uh. Am very happy you pulled my out. Really, than you for that."

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"I mean, yeah, course.  I wasn't just going to let you die if I could help it.  Then the internet wouldn't be lying anymore and so many more people would come to my house, is I think how that works."

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"Heh, you have any idea where those ghost house rumors come from?"

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"When my parents bought the house we didn't really know anything about it.  Now... I dunno.  Do you believe in ghosts?"

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"No, though I wasn't 100% and figured that checking out the ghost house near my grandparent's place couldn't hurt... which I guess I was wrong about."

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"Maybe a little."

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"Wait was that your copy of Banners and Watermarks?"

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"One of them.  If you mean in the tree house."

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"Yeah, wow. I've never actually met anyone else my age who read it." Much less someone who is also really hot. "Why do you have multiple?"

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"The one you saw was my first copy, and then I got an illustrated set.  Which I'm much more careful with.  Who's your favorite character?  Mine's Bera; I like the way she talks.  'As the finest beads of water on a spruce's needles glint each alone, so does my interest here.  It has not coalesced; it hasn't the context to.  But I do sparkle, while I may not yet shine.'"

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Oh wow he has passages memorized.

"I'm a fan of Gildas."

90% of Gildas' presence is in the form of providing numeric tables in footnotes. He appears onscreen exactly twice in the entire series. Lucien is aware this is a very dorky character to have as your favorite but it's not like he's going to lie about it.

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"Oh."

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"Listen, I think there's a lot you can tell about him based on what he finds interesting enough to annotate! And the tables really do provide a lot of details about how the supply chain disruptions actually interact with everyday lives!"

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"No, I think it's neat that you like him.  A lot of his stuff went over my head, at least the first time."

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"Me too to be honest - though I did figure out the bridge betrayal in advance because his tables were missing information about the goods that the third scribe was supposed to be tracking."

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"No way!  That's really impressive; I didn't see that coming at all.  Though I did guess that Harkle was sincere and being framed all the way back from his—well, 'his'; Eresin's—letter to Neskrid's king."

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