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"Maybe if we kick up enough of a fuss."

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"Good luck with that."

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"My family's really good at that."

Samuel sighs.

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"...good at making fusses?"

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Giggle.

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The twins invite her on a tour of the house! It is a big, cluttered, extravagant, very very old house.

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She compliments the decor and appreciates the tour!

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And it's partway through when Miranda on her borrowed broomstick, Disillusioned by her mum to be unobtrusive in areas without cloud cover, sails in.

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"Hi! Uneventful trip?"

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"I got a little closer than I should've to some geese over Harlow and I had to get very high up not to be rained on for the middle third but otherwise yes!"

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"Well, welcome! How's your mother? I got her this stunning new Astrology set I saw in Diagon Alley, it struck me as the kind of thing she'd appreciate -" and he pulls it out.

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"Mum's great but wasn't expecting presents! Oh, and she tried Confunding me and couldn't do it. But she says she's not very good at it so it might just be that."

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"Or maybe you're a fast learner, you've definitely been very motivated."

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"Could be. I'm thinking I'll try to get Professor Mousebane to let me have a drop of Veritaserum and try that."

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"You have to be excellent at Occlumency to throw that off, don't you?"

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"Yeah, but it's pretty easy to do under controlled conditions, I just go somewhere with Karen and have her ask me stuff and nothing bad happens if I can't lie to her, so I'd rather try that than Confunduses intended to be strong enough that I get confused about more than why I walked into a room, let alone Legilimency. Or memory charms."

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"Yes, please don't test anything with memory charms."

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"I won't."

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And there is an afternoon game of Improved Quidditch, five to a side, with the rule about only talking Quidditch in Latin lifted because some people present do not speak Latin, and Finis wants to hear some Igbo, and then there is a deliciously abundant dinner served presumably by house-elves.

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Miranda is not very good at catching Quaffles but she's not a complete liability to her Quidditch team. She will speak some Igbo for Finis. Dinner is delicious.

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And then presents! Presents are a holiday tradition, right? Timothy has gotten Miranda a set of magical quills: one which cyphers anything written with it so that only the writer can read it, one which will take dictation, one which changes ink colors at a tap, one which writes the same thing onto each piece of parchment in a stack, if placed atop the stack and written with. 

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Miranda is ecstatic about her quills. Best quills. She didn't have a ton of money to throw around for presents for everybody, so most of the household is just getting boxes of chocolates and cute little cards, but Timothy gets a copy of Utopia in the original Latin and Minor gets some magnetite and Karen gets a box of little samples of all the kinds of woods that conventionally go in wands.

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He is delighted by his copy of Utopia and beams at her. He has gotten Karen two sparkly enchanted gemstones - you can speak into one and be heard from the other.

 

Minor's father has gotten Minor a pair of spectacles that show electric currents. Minor is speechlessly rocking back and forth with delight.

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