Father, he writes, the Hogwarts library is disappointingly inadequate, and I'd like to go to China this summer because the books here don't have any of their incantations. Do you know if this is because the language is legitimately difficult to transcribe? If so, is there a universal alphabet that allows for transcription of any language to a degree of precision necessary for incantations and should I be inventing one?
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Spent another Saturday talking with the merpeople; notes are attached. We should invent a way to store sounds. Asked Michael about it and he said he'd talked with you about it once and it was very difficult. Can I have a summary of the exploratory work the two of you did, I think I can do it even if it is very difficult and it is anyways very valuable.
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I tried duplicating Alessandro Volta's voltaic pile and didn't get anywhere; can you send more copper and zinc, just in case it is a materials problem? And another copy of the letter he wrote the Royal Society, in case it is my understanding that is the problem? I'm also tentatively considering the hypothesis that it's Hogwarts that is the problem, if you were able to get it to work at home but not at the Ministry. If so I am going to correct that at once; it is unacceptable that there should be phenomena Muggles can explore but wizards cannot because some of the school's protections happen to interfere with it. I should also like to import some electric eels to see if Hogwarts interferes with them.
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Altogether, a good Saturday.
With love and regard, your son,
Minor Finis Way
Someone in Ravenclaw comments on the length and frequency of the letters. Minor stares at him scornfully and thinks of another use for staring scornfully at the not-cousins: it gives you practice.