"Yeah. But not getting doors whenever wanting unless a Jarvis, or Shell Bell. Usually going by Jane! But no Jane this world, checked."
"And you came through the door to someone else's world--our world--by mistake. Alright. I know no one who works here has found this place, since this is specifically the place where weird stuff even by our standards accumulates, but maybe there's something else. If you saw the house again, would you recognize it? I might be able to talk to the owner to see if they can help."
"Could find house but door not there now. Gone, closed. Meaning whoever find bar from there? See if getting many doors?"
"Yes?" calls a voice from inside.
"Can you cover for me? Someone found a lost kid with really unusual circumstances and I need to try to help her get home."
"Only you, Gloria. Fine, just let me finish this thing, I'll be half a minute."
"Of course!" Gloria says, and offers Pen her hand. "It's a bit crowded in the main room, and it wouldn't be the best idea to be separated."
And then Pen takes off, swoops around, and picks up Gloria, one hand under each arm.
And Pen gets them up over the houses and flies her a few blocks and then sets her down outside of a particular house. "There," she says, pointing at the front door.
"Pardon me, ma'am, but have you had any guests this evening? Or otherwise had someone enter or leave the house within the last few hours?"
"What the hell do you want to know that for?"
"Well, it seems that someone who's used the door tonight got some kind of inter-universal bar instead. And a kid from a different universe wandered into this one by mistake."
"...
You're lucky I'm the one who gets Milliways doors or I'd have called the cops or possibly a mental hospital. I'm sorry about the kid, but I get 'em when I get 'em and I can't predict it."
"Will you take my cell phone number and call me the next time you get a door?"
"Alright, since there's a kid involved, but I don't promise my phone'll be in reach next time it happens."
"That's the best I can ask for." She rattles off her number and the door woman writes it down. "Thank you for your cooperation, and I apologize again for having to disturb you at this hour."
"Yeah, yeah. Can't really help it when there's a kid involved. I'll try to keep in touch. G'night."
"Good night!"
And the door closes.