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Levsha in TGP, now with bonus Faye
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It's a cocktail party to help everyone in the Good Place get to know each other!

Men in well-tailored suits talk to women in dresses that cost more than Sasha ever made in a year and necklaces that he's used to seeing in museums. The portions of food are tiny-- three or four bites-- and Sasha doesn't recognize any of it. The wine flows freely; it's more expensive than any Sasha has ever had, and if he has a glass it tastes far worse.

He catches scraps of conversation:

"--so then I told Barack, I said, darling, that tie of yours is absolutely divine--"

"--oh, you had a foundation too? Mine primarily focused on tobacco control on the developing world, but I absolutely agree that women's empowerment is a vitally important cause--"

"--I actually had fourteen children myself! I just love children so much I couldn't stop myself from having another one. Of course, I breastfed them each until they were six, cloth-diapered and homeschooled, and we spaced out the vaccines--"

"--I'm personally an anarchocommunist, although I've definitely been influenced a lot by the anarcho-syndicalist point of view--"

"--my advocacy focused on helping people develop a healthy sexuality without hierarchy or the need for dominance or power--"

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"Dying does that, yeah. Sucks that your doctors wouldn't just listen to you." The puppies have mostly calmed down enough to stop licking her face and she has gone back to petting them.

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"It really does. I guess on that particular axis things turned out okay? But it would have been good to just not have to worry about it." 

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Lev is not sure if there's a way to say "your entire life sucked and I wish I could protect you and keep you safe" that isn't hella awkward, so instead he gently picks up Loki, who was trying to play with Lev's shoelaces, and transfers him to Sasha's lap.

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Loki would like to make it known that she is NOT HAPPY about this, and that if Lev doesn't want her to attack his shoelaces then he should consider having shoes that do not have FEARSOME PREY ATTACHED TO THEM. (Sasha scratching her ears is, apparently, sufficient tribute.) 

"Anyway. If you go back to the baby cafe at some point I probably won't go with you." 

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"That's okay, we don't actually have to be together all of the time."

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Oh, good, they sorted it out in a way that she’s happy with without her having to leave the puppies! Probably she will feel guilty about not saying more things later but right now it feels very important that she continue to dispense belly rubs. 

Then again, she can also say things while belly rubbing. “You can go to the Baby Café and Sasha and I can come here, if you ever want? Um, sorry to volunteer you, Sasha, you can also always just head home. Point is, none of us are conjoined, we can do different things sometimes.”

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"Right now I'm pretty happy to watch Sasha enjoy the kitties though."

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"They're extremely enjoyable kitties. But yes, point taken." 

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Lev stares happily at Sasha until they leave!

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Lev is very cute and very good. 

 

Sasha is ...sort of dubious about group therapy. At least he already vetoed 'learning to accept your body.' 

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Group therapy is tomorrow! Tonight they can go back to Lev's room.

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They can! 

Sasha is still very very cuddly and Lev's bed, unlike Sasha and Faye's, is very very soft. 

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Lev should not be wearing a shirt, and then the cuddles will be much nicer.

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Lev shouldn't be wearing a shirt. 

Possibly Sasha should also not be wearing a shirt. 

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He should not be wearing a shirt.

Lev snuggles him close and touches his back and sides and kisses and nibbles his shoulders.

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He hisses at Lev's teeth, wraps Lev's hair around his hands and kisses Lev's cheeks, his forehead, his temples. 

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Lev starts to bite down Sasha's chest and then pauses. 

"...You're pixelated."

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"I'm what," Sasha says, and pulls away and looks down. 

He doesn't look pixelated to himself. He glances at Lev. "You aren't pixelated to me." 

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"Your chest is pixelated. Where your breasts would be, if you have breasts."

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"....and they thought it was a good idea to pair me up with a lesbian. 

Why is this." 

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"...I think the Good Place thinks you're a girl."

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Sasha puts his shirt back on. "Sure seems like it." 

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Lev is suddenly not at all interested in sex.

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Neither's Sasha, really. He holds onto Lev. 

"...I don't like the implications of Heaven thinking I'm a girl, but — it really doesn't seem like they know me at all. So." 

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"I guess most religions are full of transphobic assholes, it shouldn't be a surprise."

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