"Establishes who you are, that you're legally an adult and can buy certain things we age-restrict - though I don't super remember how age restrictions and weapons interact - and also like the government likes having a paper trail on people."

"Oh."

She turns to Sasuke. "You were a weapon?"

"Yes. Originally."

"What kind?"

"A bow."

"Oh." She seems a little impressed.

He shrugs. "Haven't had a wielder in a while."

"Do you miss it?"

He shrugs.

"Don't think you've leveled up friendship enough to unlock the tragic backstory yet. We haven't unlocked the tragic backstory yet. He must like you a lot, if he's told you this much," Bridget says to Sayaka, laughing a bit.

"Are friendship levels a real thing?"

"She's being silly," Sasuke says, interrupting Bridget's 'of course.'

"She does that a lot."

"I," she says, faking dignity, "Am the absolutely correct amount of silly."

"I don't think that's true, actually."

"No one in this team has the slightest sense of humor. I suppose it is my duty, as the resident jokester, to bring levity to the world - "

"I do not think that is true, either."

"Oh no! Has Sasuke already corrupted you to his humorless ways?"

"I suppose he must have."

"Tragic. It is now my sworn duty to convince you of the error of your ways - "

She's grinning, though.

"You don't have better things to swear a duty to?"

"Nope!"

"Good luck, then."

"I have skill. Luck's for newbies."

"If you say so."