There is a bar. It professes to exist; its currently relevant patron has his doubts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand. It's just that usually, things that exist have a certain on n'est sais quoi (because, well, il sait quoi, it's you people who don't have a language with any halfway decent way to describe a Not-apple.)
Besides. Outside the window, stars are dying. In his eyes, stars are dying. Isn't that just too neat?