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At the bar, there sits a girl with a long copper-colored braid, slight and beautifully-complected and wearing khakis and an oversized pullover. Next to her is an enormous man, darker and looking at her (worshipfully) and the rest of their surroundings (suspiciously), wearing a brown uniform that is held on entirely via the cunning application of magnets. She has a glass of something fizzy and gold and he's got a Coke in its can.
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prodigal_miser
Sloooooow blink.
"Of course they did. Because why romance someone when you can just snatch away their free will and make them love you."
A blind, deaf, brain-addled mushroom could detect the sarcasm present in this statement.
"Of course they did. Because why romance someone when you can just snatch away their free will and make them love you."
A blind, deaf, brain-addled mushroom could detect the sarcasm present in this statement.
her_imperial_radiance
"Well, there is also the part where most vampires have a really hard time being around humans without eating them, especially if they don't have perfect records. Which would make romancing challenging, especially before telephones were invented."
prodigal_miser
"That - okay. That makes sense but I still find it upsetting for the poor souls on the other end of it."
her_imperial_radiance
"Oh, yes. My aunt Alice does a lot of precognition about who might mate to whom to avoid unfortunate results."
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