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Bella was expecting to be slightly late to math class. This is not math class, but it seems like the sort of thing she ought to be later to math class in order to investigate. In she stalks, ready for something to jump out at her, wondering if she ought to pull a stake out of her bag.
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"Vampires happened to him around the same time they happened to Sherlock, just not in the same way. This is also what befell the AI with the British accent. And you did the creepy smile when you asked that."
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"You've earned some leeway with me, and this is not my, personal, tragedy that you have been slightly callous about, but I thought you might want the course-correction."
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"Hey Bar," says Bella, "do you do things besides napkins and food?"
I can produce most harmless nonmagical medium-sized nonliving objects.
"...such as the copy of Vanity Fair with Tony Stark on it?"
Do you want to borrow or buy it?
"Borrow will do."
And here is a copy of Vanity Fair with Tony Stark on the cover.
"This is what Tony looked like - I suppose it's loosely possible that this is actually a picture of Sherlock if he judged this photo shoot to be a high assassination risk for some reason, but this is Tony body language rather than Sherlock body language anyhow. If you were curious."
I can produce most harmless nonmagical medium-sized nonliving objects.
"...such as the copy of Vanity Fair with Tony Stark on it?"
Do you want to borrow or buy it?
"Borrow will do."
And here is a copy of Vanity Fair with Tony Stark on the cover.
"This is what Tony looked like - I suppose it's loosely possible that this is actually a picture of Sherlock if he judged this photo shoot to be a high assassination risk for some reason, but this is Tony body language rather than Sherlock body language anyhow. If you were curious."
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"I never actually met Tony. And Sherlock doesn't talk about him all that much and I try not to bring him up."
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"But I haven't seen him do it, not in person. Tony was extremely famous, hence the magazine cover, and Sherlock impersonated him undetected a few times that I know of, so he must have done a pretty good impression - the accent and the," she gestures at the magazine, "characteristic smile, bare minimum, but I haven't seen it."
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"You're welcome. Any time you need me to stop volunteering unsolicited impolite judgments on what your face is doing, I'm on it. Part of the Slayer skill set along with backflips and super-healing."
