"But in one day she met a guy and fell in love with him without having actually exchanged two words or even seeing his face and then went of and did--things--that I don't want to think about my sister doing and now she's dragon-married to him! More than married! All in one day! I don't know how to handle this."

"You were expecting more warning before she got hitched, huh?"

"Among other things!"

"Things like it not being an eternal psychic bond, presumably."

"Yeah. Although if that was going to happen to anybody unexpectedly, Edie was a good choice. I just, you know, wish that maybe the major 'your life quota of surreal has been upped' moments could be a little more staggered, you know?"

"I'll take it up with the rationing board for you."

This actually provokes a giggle. "If you actually meet interdimensional beings of extreme power, maybe ask after who build Terraria."

"I'll put it on my list."

"But. Yeah. I honestly cannot think of a better person to end up unexpectedly psychically bonded than the telepath who's never quite satisfied with how much people usually choose to share. It'll be good for her, probably, having another person who doesn't mind her reading whatever in their mind she wants. I...don't think I specifically object that it happened. It's just. A lot."

"And now your interdimensional jaunt has an attachment. An inextricable attachment."

"Oh. Yeah. I mean, we were going to bring him with us anyway, that part hasn't really changed in the short term...I wonder what introducing him to our parents is going to be like. Papa's a geneticist, he's probably going to want to talk genetics to him or something."

"At least you're not imagining horrific inlaw-related strife."

"Pff. No. I sincerely doubt Edie would have fallen for someone who was going to be irreconcilably opposed to our parents."

"Even though it's a magic thingamajig?"

"She fell for them before the magic thingamajig happened, remember? If she hadn't, I promise you we would have an entirely different set of problems."

"Love at first TMI, right, sorry, I'm not accustomed to keeping track of this sort of thing."

"No, it's fine. But...yeah, and now I'm imagining the kind of freakout Edie would have had if she were suddenly permanently in love with someone she hadn't already had feelings for." She shivers.

"This is pleasant by comparison, yeah."

"I imagine it's going to be pleasant compared to a lot of things in the long run, as-is. Otherwise...man, I don't know what would happen. ...I don't know, if it had been the same people involved it might have been okay in the long term. If nothing else I'm pretty sure her protective instincts would be triggered too hard to be upset with them once she got to the 'only non-evil member of his species' bit." She shrugs. "Of course, if ifs and ands were pots and pans..."

"...it would get really hard to speak English?"

"Good thing I know so many other languages!"

"I did remember to thank you for those, right?"

"I think so!"

"Good. ...So, I assume your sister is too busy to perform any experiments with fetching hats any time soon, what with the too much muchness."

"Yeeaah, probably."