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"Yup."

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She tries to yank it out.

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It twitches but doesn't get very far.

"Try it again now?"
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She tries it again.

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This time it comes out. His finger heals behind it.

"Okay, so you do not bypass my indestructibility, that's nice."
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"What was the difference the second time?"

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"Second time I let you."

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"...I think you are more indestructible than Tialle's Demon or any of the rest of his kind. So that's something."

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"I like my indestructibility. It is very reassuring."

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"I'm sure."

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"And I would be very sad if all the other demons of my kind were to go extinct. There is a thriving demonic culture."

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"Presumably your kind of demons aren't omnicidal rapists."

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"Not usually."

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"It was literally unprecedented for Tialle's Demon not to be."

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"How'd he manage the trick, then?"

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"We're not sure. We met him less than twenty-four hours ago."

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"But you're quite sure that he isn't just a very subtle sort of evil because telepathy."

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"And because unicorn. But yes."

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"Unicorns. Something new every day. I assume this isn't just a heavily modified mundane ungulate."

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"He was sentient and had a psychic connection to what I think might have been that world's God and was uncomfortable around my sister and I because we weren't virgins."

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"What an interesting sort of non-mundane ungulate."

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"I mean, he wasn't that unusual compared to some of the other people we've met. He wasn't even the only thing describable as a unicorn, although the other kind we met wasn't actually discomfited by our non-virginity."

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"What was the other kind like, then?"

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"Good at cleaning out tainted water sources."

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"Handy in some situations, I guess."

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